Friday, April 03, 2015

 

Trade For Pot of Gold?


Choreography Up Big

-Then they go into a great snatching dance, where they race hither and yon and snatch at things. 


This time they're bellboys, and it's luggage.

-Uh huh? And where is the Big Snatch?

-She's checking in...so slowly lifts a fleshy arm...they drop the bags and instantly slide in to her on their knees!

-Worship mode? How could she have waited so patiently? If bullshit were electricity, they could power every theater on Broadway!

-In a stranger, yet parallel vein, Fred Allen cracked "If Adam were a chorus boy, there'd be no human race!"

-We lucked out then.

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