Friday, April 03, 2015
Trade For Pot of Gold?
Choreography Up Big
-Then they go into a great snatching dance, where they race hither and yon and snatch at things.
This time they're bellboys, and it's luggage.
-Uh huh? And where is the Big Snatch?
-She's checking in...so slowly lifts a fleshy arm...they drop the bags and instantly slide in to her on their knees!
-Worship mode? How could she have waited so patiently? If bullshit were electricity, they could power every theater on Broadway!
-In a stranger, yet parallel vein, Fred Allen cracked "If Adam were a chorus boy, there'd be no human race!"
-We lucked out then.
Labels: Broadway, choreography, chorus boy, dancing, Diva, Fred Allen, human race, show
Thursday, December 25, 2014
Sr Stroll
Christmas is coming,
The goose is getting fat.
Let’s put a penny
In the old man’s hat!
sings Chuppie.
We’re walking down nighttime, like daylight! Broadway.
-Won’t let them stick a penny in my hat, Chups!
-There’s a broken heart for every light here!
-Nothing to us. Used up our quota.
Labels: Broadway, broken heart, elderly, lights, quota, senior
