Tuesday, April 14, 2015
What's in Your Swiss Surprise?
The One Person With Sense
Heck's ID doesn’t work at the cafeteria as he waves
his phone. Loudspeaker announcing: "ID not verified!"
A guard takes him to a janitorial closet.
All the brooms and mops hanging there are brand new,
still encased in plastic on the business end.
“How long, Lord? How long?”
“Not SO...!” answers a male voice through the door,
followed by Gloria's “We just verified your ID!”
Indeed the loudspeaker instantly announcing
“This verification brought to you by the men
and women of Your National Guard!”
The door clicks open and Gloria...a crowd quickly
gathers because of her beauty.
She introduces him to the 1-PS which she had
magnetically drawn to her.
“I'm told there's a real shortage of you 1-PSrs,”
remarks Hecks.
“I have trouble myself when I'm looking for one!”
“I found him at the Big Salad Bowl!” Gloria gushes.
“Skip it today. Wiltorama!” -exiting 1-PS as a
camera crew arrives, and follows the couple into
the cafeteria.
He gets the Swiss Surprise.
Gloria, as the cameraman explores her every
angle except up the you know what, tells
Biff Ocknell of 6-Flash News, "They had him in
a broom closet, so I just reached in and grabbed
the best one!”
They break for commercial. Just before the camera
lights come on again, Loretta Spaldino, informs
Gloria: “Say mop this time, reached in for best MOP!”
“But I already said broom!”
“Nobody remembers. Quick survey tells us mop.”
“With the crew finally absconded, Gloria asks him
what’s in his Swiss Surpise.
“I don't know. Cheese.”
“Wow!”
Labels: broom, camera crew, ID, mop, sense, TV
