Friday, August 07, 2015
Strategic Right
-Organize the crazies and keep ‘em burning
at thousand degrees Kelvin, and you win
the off-year elections.
-The other guys bored, lazy, or just sick to death of it?
-Their problem!
-But it looks like we’ll never again win The Big Kahuna,
not with this formula.
-And if we ever come up with another, the maddest
adherents’ll punish us terminally!
-So, unless we have a nuclear war, and another
Ike emerges...?
-Who cares? You really don’t need The Kahuna!
If we managed to sneak one in, he or she’d
just do what they’re told anyway.
-I don’t know if that’d work completely.
Not Supreme Court Justices after all!
Labels: crazies, Kahuna, radical fringe, Republican, Supreme Court
