Friday, August 07, 2015


Strategic Right

-Organize the crazies and keep ‘em burning
at thousand degrees Kelvin, and you win
the off-year elections.

-The other guys bored, lazy, or just sick to death of it?

-Their problem!

-But it looks like we’ll never again win The Big Kahuna,
not with this formula.

-And if we ever come up with another, the maddest
adherents’ll punish us terminally!

-So, unless we have a nuclear war, and another
Ike emerges...?

-Who cares? You really don’t need The Kahuna!
If we managed to sneak one in, he or she’d
just do what they’re told anyway.

-I don’t know if that’d work completely.
Not Supreme Court Justices after all!

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