Wednesday, September 30, 2015
24-7 City
...and a strategy thereof
-I’m running on it! Safe City!
-It is already if you stay outa certain neighborhoods.
-Or Founders’ Park after dark?
-I’d never go in there then.
-No, or you’d be knocked over by one of your buddies!
-It’s possible.
-Level with me! How many robberies in there perpetuated by
by those you know?
-Ninety-eight percent.
-When I’m Mayor, you and I hafta negotiate it down half at least.
-What the deal for me?
-We’ll figure it out.
-Can’t govern without thieves, huh?
-To this date, no one has found out how.
Labels: armed robbery, crime, mayor, municipal politics, thieves
