Thursday, December 10, 2015
Symbols and Goals
Mayor shakes the canister of coins on his desk.
For Little League, but I get the drift .
I’m to meet with those proposing a bridge,
then a competing tunnel bunch.
The tubal legation understood better.
Labels: aide, bridge, construction politics, Little League, mayor, tunnel
Wednesday, September 30, 2015
24-7 City
...and a strategy thereof
-I’m running on it! Safe City!
-It is already if you stay outa certain neighborhoods.
-Or Founders’ Park after dark?
-I’d never go in there then.
-No, or you’d be knocked over by one of your buddies!
-It’s possible.
-Level with me! How many robberies in there perpetuated by
by those you know?
-Ninety-eight percent.
-When I’m Mayor, you and I hafta negotiate it down half at least.
-What the deal for me?
-We’ll figure it out.
-Can’t govern without thieves, huh?
-To this date, no one has found out how.
Labels: armed robbery, crime, mayor, municipal politics, thieves
Monday, May 18, 2015
Plagues, Discussed
-Bubonic Plague in California.
-Comes from bites of fleas living on rats.
-So, go after the vector, yes?
-Rats in major cities vastly outnumber people.
-If capable of organizing, they could have their own mayor and board of aldermen.
-On the federal level, they could take us to war in Iraq.
(Note: Word for word variation of a
2007 post--depraved motive?)
(Note: Word for word variation of a
2007 post--depraved motive?)
Labels: Alderman, Bubonic Plague, Bush, California, Cheney, fleas, Iraq, mayor, politicians, rats, Republican
