Wednesday, September 30, 2015
24-7 City
...and a strategy thereof
-I’m running on it! Safe City!
-It is already if you stay outa certain neighborhoods.
-Or Founders’ Park after dark?
-I’d never go in there then.
-No, or you’d be knocked over by one of your buddies!
-It’s possible.
-Level with me! How many robberies in there perpetuated by
by those you know?
-Ninety-eight percent.
-When I’m Mayor, you and I hafta negotiate it down half at least.
-What the deal for me?
-We’ll figure it out.
-Can’t govern without thieves, huh?
-To this date, no one has found out how.
Labels: armed robbery, crime, mayor, municipal politics, thieves
Friday, October 31, 2014
Everythng In Its Place
-The Free Market!
-Uh huh? I’ll give you this: You can never jettison
all the crooks and charlatans, so no fair trial of it ever!
-Real Libertarians maintain that the lowlifes, finally,
fatally, screw themselves. Thus the people will get rid
of them by simply withholding their trade.
-Your mother raised at least one Dancing Fool!
Labels: charlatans, crooks, Free Market, Libertarian, marketplace, thieves
Friday, October 17, 2014
Big Tent
Trying to Understand: Budge and Hexler
-I never said the Republican Party didn’t have
a moral core-message!
-But...?
-It’s fatally undermined by charlatans and thieves.
-How about sex whackos?
-The worst!
-Can you have a traffic jam of clown cars?
-We’ll see.
Labels: charlatans, Circus, clown car, Republican, sex, thieves
Tuesday, August 20, 2013
Helping a thief is not being one, exactly
Two Market Watchers
-Warren Buffet a pretty good investor.
-I’d say so.
-But there must be better.
-Of course. But they don’t wanna be seen.
-Because they’re thieves?
-Not themselves. They aid and abet, of course.
So long as the thieves make money.
-It’s a wonderful country!
-It is, and we’re not being sarcastic.
Labels: market, thieves, USA, Warren Buffet
Friday, March 15, 2013
Gaul Divided Into Three Parts
United, though, in Banking,
with bonuses shoved up front.
As everything else waits,
and especially you
can go fuck yourself.
Labels: bankers, bonuses, John Q, screwing John Q, thieves
Sunday, July 15, 2012
America the Beautiful
We like sting flicks
since we've been sore-
ly stung.
With aesthetic breath
the marketplace
can actually cavort
mid pretty lights.
For thieves have pride
& honor re what’s
being daily wrung.
We like sting flicks
since we've been sore-
ly stung.
With aesthetic breath
the marketplace
can actually cavort
mid pretty lights.
For thieves have pride
& honor re what’s
being daily wrung.
Labels: Capitalism, marketplace, sting, thieves
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Honor Among Thieves
-Daddy, a girl at college had a Harpers. You're pretty much
described as a thief. Are you?
-Yes! A thief against Communism! A thief against godless
queers of the democrat party! A th--
-My generation usually stops short. Cool. Thanks for your time.
-I want to be shot! I want to be a martyr! Important for you to know!
-Rich one anyway.
-Daddy, a girl at college had a Harpers. You're pretty much
described as a thief. Are you?
-Yes! A thief against Communism! A thief against godless
queers of the democrat party! A th--
-My generation usually stops short. Cool. Thanks for your time.
-I want to be shot! I want to be a martyr! Important for you to know!
-Rich one anyway.
