Friday, February 26, 2016
-Then I married Trudy Trueheart.
-How’d that go?
-She became Flora Falseheart.
-The girlfriends ran a bitter school.
-That was their role; what was yours?
-Always the same. I was born crooked.
-Like Original Sin?
-Like to think so, but nothing is original
-When you die they’ll screw you into the
-Save on coffin.