Friday, February 26, 2016

 

Deserving


-Then I married Trudy Trueheart.

-How’d that go?

-She became Flora Falseheart.

-Tragic!

-The girlfriends ran a bitter school.

-That was their role; what was yours?

-Always the same. I was born crooked.

-Like Original Sin?

-Like to think so, but nothing is original
with me.

-When you die they’ll screw you into the
ground!

-Save on coffin.

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