Saturday, March 26, 2016
Those Early Moments
-Uh uh. Double dating off. Giselle left.
And in a fit you wouldn't believe!
-Try me.
-Nah. I don't need "How stupid you are!"
-I'd never say that. Your case is too tangled.
-I even took a course this time!
-What was that about?
-(sings) Feelings. Feeee-eee-eee-eee-eeelings!
-Warn me if ever you do that again.
-No Sinatra I?
-Some are born talented. Some achieve...
-Yeah, yeah? And some never arrive!
-Hey! Not to mind! For every man there's
a woman. And yours is being discharged
from a nuthouse as we speak.
-Is she violent?
-Not at first.
-I live for those early moments. The warmth.
And sex, even.
-Assorted roses a good idea. Bound to be ONE
variety she likes.
-I've made a note!
-Ah you're a good-hearted lad! But if you
didn't have bad luck you'd have none
at all.
-Tomorrow is another day!
-And another and another and...
-Heart for every fate!
-Just stop it!
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