Sunday, September 04, 2016


The Players

-He wants me to play Cleopatra!

-I heard she was black.

-Could be. I don’t know what I am.

-Will he be Caesar or Mark Antony?

-The former is fatter.

-But HE never says “I am dying, Egypt, dying!”

-But he could.

-Role-playing of you two over the years had its boredom and laughs, but I got used to your Jacqueline to his JFK.

-I got tired of her, uh...twenty pounds ago.


-Oh well!..."Is this an asp I see before me?"

-A piece of one, Milady!

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