Sunday, September 04, 2016
The Players
-I heard she was black.
-Could be. I don’t know what I am.
-Will he be Caesar or Mark Antony?
-The former is fatter.
-But HE never says “I am dying, Egypt, dying!”
-But he could.
-Role-playing of you two over the years had its boredom and laughs, but I got used to your Jacqueline to his JFK.
-I got tired of her, uh...twenty pounds ago.
-Forty.
-Oh well!..."Is this an asp I see before me?"
-A piece of one, Milady!
Labels: asp, Caesar, Cleopatra, Jackie, JFK, role playing
Friday, June 05, 2015
I am dying, Egypt, dying
When Little Egypt passed,
Hennesy of The World apprised
sidekick Curly Ames: “History!”
“Oh yeah? Hootchie-choocher
up there with Treaty of Ghent?”
In the style of American Acid
very nearly almost alive presently.
Spreadsheets don’t
contain malcontents.
Labels: Antony, Cleopatra, Egypt, Little Egypt, sarcasm, Shakespeare, spreadsheet
