Sunday, September 04, 2016
The Players
-I heard she was black.
-Could be. I don’t know what I am.
-Will he be Caesar or Mark Antony?
-The former is fatter.
-But HE never says “I am dying, Egypt, dying!”
-But he could.
-Role-playing of you two over the years had its boredom and laughs, but I got used to your Jacqueline to his JFK.
-I got tired of her, uh...twenty pounds ago.
-Forty.
-Oh well!..."Is this an asp I see before me?"
-A piece of one, Milady!
Labels: asp, Caesar, Cleopatra, Jackie, JFK, role playing
Wednesday, May 11, 2016
...a dating post for Liberals.
McNally’s Tavern in Chestnut Hill
First time for Jerry, Accountant for
School District of Philadelphia, and
Nicole, French Teacher, Girls’ High.
Jerry: Trump will have deaths on
his hands! Old White Men choking
on their Reactionary gorge and
succumbing to strokes!
Nicole: It couldn’t happen to a
nicer bunch of Racists and Sexists!
Jerry: Oh well...maybe they believe
what they say.
Nicole: Merde merde merde!
Jerry: Ship out the remaining Republicans?
Nicole: Of course! Keep the immigrants instead!
They have good food!
Both pleased they seemed compatible.
Ordered JFK Sandwiches.
The front windows went from afterglow to black
as buses hissed along Germantown Avenue.
Both prefer Becks.
Labels: Becks, Chestnut Hill, date, Germantown, Girl' High, JFK, liberal, old white men, Philadelphia, reactionary, tavern
