Monday, May 15, 2017
The Broken Heart Commission
started issuing Certificates
of Proportional Guilt.
Most couples: 60-40. The villain
in the 60.
Hector and Louisa, though, he got
98, she 2. A snake!
Many tilt the other way, the female
as the guiltier party.
The Law says the worst of these now must
come with printed warnings!
Making them more alluring to many males--
some can't learn, though that's no business
of the commission.
The aforementioned Hector has also broken
male hearts. Considered next year when
Same Sex Breakups enter the regulations.
Why is is that Bi-s seem even nastier?
Too profound a question to be settled by