Thursday, May 19, 2022
Old Karens
never die! ("Hey, Limp-
Dick?" begins she
some dig.)
They just piss away
every which way.
Labels: death, die, female, Karen, male, Old Soldiers Home, sarcasm, Sexual Politics, sissy
Thursday, January 10, 2019
Talking
-I’ve already made a profound statement: being born Female!
-The rest of us seek further development. Butch or Bitch?
-I don’t answer silly-ass media questions.
-Maybe not, but your friends seek
some sort of wished-for words from
you further.
-I...keep discovering my OWN life.
When I truly learn something, won’t
keep any secrets.
-Why should we wait?
-Why indeed?
-Are you...religious?
-DO like that one proverb: Be still
and know.
-
Labels: female, friends, individual, peer pressure, personal, personal question, women
Monday, December 31, 2018
Here’s to Tomboys!
Saturday, December 22, 2018
Sex, Pointed
-Boys’ Night Out? I didn’t remember.
-I notified you every way but Certified Mail!
-And you’re going TO…?
-Bowling.
-Sport being the Asshole Temple of
American Macho Males!
-Something like that.
-Well the girls would like one also! And we’d
like to try Bowling.
-Do! By yourselves! Spare us the travesty!
The little petite stomp-arounds at your
mutual incompetence! So so breathlessly
CUTE! HOLD THAT POSE!
-Women can be serious at sport, you know!
-Sure! Maybe one doesn’t show? Then the
impromptu Assassination Squad. Now I’d
call that serious all right! Tongues like razors!
-Oh? Somehow I so DO hold hope out for us
performing something well that isn’t also vicious!
-Possible!...with real thoroughbreds from another
stable.
-SO NOW WE’RE HORSES?
-Only the Long-Faces in your pretentious midst.
Labels: bowling, debate, female, gossip, horseface, male, marriage, relationship, sport
Tuesday, December 04, 2018
The Woman Who Had Enough!
broadcasting same to all.
The Fatally-Triggered buzzed
The Fatally-Triggered buzzed
malely along, but suffered
terribly!--at least in intelligence
she passed to other women and
homosexuals. The Newly-
Chosen not yet informed, thus
innocent as a pig.
Labels: choosing partner, end point, female, male, relationship
Wednesday, October 31, 2018
Date
unrelentingly Austrian School!”
“More like Austrian FOOL!”
Mari had had enough.
Surprising Andre, since she
had been so quiet on this
first date arranged by sadistic
mutual friends.
The second surprise: She insisted
on another meeting!
“Thought I’d actually enjoy expressing
a few random thoughts about mySELF?”
He agreed with sudden grace.
Already planning the text cancelling out.
“Any stage being too small for two
such wits!” he announced to Carol
at the office next day.
“Uh huh? Two MALE wits, I’d agree!”
“You women are a blatant CONSPIRACY!”
“Never forget it!”
“Where are the snows of yesteryear?”
Puzzling her, so he didn’t add “And
the girls who gush over obvious
brilliance?”
Labels: blind date, competition, ego, female, intellectuals, male, wit
Tuesday, October 23, 2018
More of the Same
Mr Hodding tells Clint that that this,
as all the houses, furnished with...
The Bronze Package.
“Yeah, The Bronze Package, pure GOLD!” wisecracks Clint’s Babette.
“She’s not happy unless she’s unhappy,”
explains he.
Hodding nods, then fishes in his case
for papers for Clint to initial.
Babette wanders off, explaining she’s
seeking another place to be ignored.
The men shrug since they’re all
like that.
Labels: female, girlfriend, housing development, male attitude, new house, personality
Wednesday, September 26, 2018
Cultural Ends
-Ding-Dong
The Wicked Witch is dead!
Grisly Celebration
for Christians. . . coy
allegeds anyway.
-Wicked Warlock the same?
-No, we’d naturally mourn.
Though into weird shit, one
of the Boys!Labels: Christian, female, male, warlock, wicked witch, witch
Wednesday, September 19, 2018
So?
Male and female at once.
Thanked her parents frequently--though
both gone now.
She liked being male at restless night...
harmless enough little fellow.
Lately, post midnight visits to HOT DOG
EMPORIUM, only place open.
“Emporium!” laughed waitress, Irenee once, skating fast.
So dimpled and cute: “Will that be all, Sir?”
It was till it wasn’t.
Now is Irenee showering.
Then emerging in huge fluffy robe
one, Carl, had given Brendan, snowy.
“When I die,” sighs Irenee, “I hope it’s in this robe!”
Brendan has put eye makeup in the pocket, because of
earlier complaints of eyes like pissholes in the snow!
earlier complaints of eyes like pissholes in the snow!
“You know? I can’t face getting dressed for that fancy-fruity-healthy hotel breakfast. Could WE…?”
“I make smashing French Toast!”
“Butter?”
“Rivers!”
Both women laugh, but, of course, Brendan is waiting for Irenee to note that it’s hardly a man’s apartment.
She can’t really wait. “You...naturally know that I’m a woman?”
“So?”
Labels: female, male, role playing, Romance
Wednesday, September 12, 2018
Point A to Point…
Gwen offered the newish Brittainy
a ride to the off-site meeting.
Ben from Accounting allowed
in the back seat to play with
his iPhone.
The women chatted.
And, then, the tone tightened...
and they really argued. Quietly.
Bitingly, though, towards the end.
With more pauses.
Both exhausted at destination.
Ben felt pleasant enough; the women
seemed to have some bug up their ass
from somewhere.
Who really cares?
Men, anyway, must be barred from all
such elaborate contexts.
Most everyone agrees that Society
cannot rely on their wit alone!
Labels: female, female argumentation, male, male perception, male reaction, nerd, nerves, tension, vicious women
Tuesday, August 21, 2018
M-F
-Macho having decayed to utter Farce,
the women have become men!
-How’s that working in your eyes?
-Incompetently!
-From which anger will you kill us
once again?
-And whoa once again! I have Mother,
sisters, wives, daughters, girlfriends etc.
-Never a deterrent.
-Oh well! Mid-course corrections here
and there!Labels: Family, female, macho, male, violence, War Between Sexes
Sunday, June 17, 2018
Endless Trivia & Pretty Bras
Am I the man whose wife is looking for him?
Perpetually.
But not to be found mid Reader’s Digest
aphorisms, next to Hardware.
Nay, of sterner stuff am I!
For example: I wish to live by the side
of the road and be a friend to man.
The “man” ‘s generic. Includes women.
Except! I’m making an exception.
Let the gals have their endless trivia
and pretty bras, and more power to ‘em!
Vive la difference!
Labels: attitude, female, male, marriage, proverbs, sayings
Sunday, May 20, 2018
Fashion Analysis
-Watch the Royal Wedding?
-Switched off! Us males screwed again!
-How so?
-Chapeau Department. Only broads can
wear the batshit crazy hats!
-And they all did! From freeze-dried cunts to Good-Time Gerts!
-Such a contrast! But once they clamp one of those concoctions on their heads, they’re all converted to Instant Assholes!
-That’s where we got ‘em beat. We don’t
require no damn conversion!
Labels: female, hats.women's fashion, male, Royal Wedding
Monday, May 14, 2018
Picnic
Merrill wondered aloud as to
his courage. Or lack thereof.
Judd laughed that anyone who
had lived with Sissy for a year
earned the medal exempting
him from all shaky masculine doubt!
That joke proved contagious, even
degrading into drool.
Jeremy, our Brit, scalded the American
way of turning everything into a joke!
But Heather informed him that any
race that said so many asshole things
like The Battle of Waterloo was won
on the playing fields of Eton, well…!
Carla pipes up then.
As a lesbian.
What else?
Labels: American, British, courage, female, friends, humor, lesbian, male
Saturday, May 12, 2018
Left Cold
I’m the only male member of a
singing group. I’ll spare you its
sophomoric name. We voted
early on. Quite funereal at any rate.
Blame Mother and Dad who lived
for each other, but I love women!
Even their quirks that set other’s
nerves on screeching edge are
a tonic to me.
As a result, some friendships,
some romances, with women in
the group and support ladies also.
Where sex enters in and departs
I leave to you.
But...never a hard feeling after.
Don’t believe it? Can’t blame you.
When Stef came onboard--you might
know her as a single act--well, she had
devastated agents and boyfriends!
No printed labels on her, but ferocious
word of mouth:
Expect Path of Destruction!
Long story short, we’re married, and
little girl due! And she sings more
beautifully each day!
And yes, I’m still standing.
My secret? Told you.
Story leaves you cold?
Just maybe that's you.
Labels: female, male, modern music, personality, Romance, sex
Tuesday, April 17, 2018
Two Suits
1-6
6
I don’t talk to rookies. After all,
you went with Malora a mere
month; whereas…
1
You were engaged a sordid six!
But couldn’t get her to the altar.
6
The altar would hafta come to Mal,
last in a chain of thoroughly expected
miracles.
1
She’s more famous for her breakups.
For that lousy month, I still shake years
later at her pointed phrasing!
6
And I can quote her to the exact, cruel, letter.
1
Wonder what she’s doing now?
6
This moment? Piling little wood
shavings. To ignite while chanting
to the Mean Broads’ Chief God.
shavings. To ignite while chanting
to the Mean Broads’ Chief God.
1
Nothing so elaborate. I can see her with
your voodoo doll, pin poised above its
shriveled penis.
6
No! Please! Don’t!
1
And when she drives it home don’t
scream like a girl!
6
I like screaming like a girl. They get
a lot out.
1
Everything?
6
That’s not possible.
Labels: breakup, engagement, female, male, marriage, Romance
