Thursday, March 23, 2017

 

The Irreverents


-This new boatload of crapheads
is chummy with the fuckin Russians!

-Why not? They’re going up the ass
of the Religious Right also.

-Cue squeals of delight!

-And lying in verses?

-But a tax break is coming! You’ll get
seventy bucks and Mr Gotrocks,
seven million.

-Injustice and Inequality!–-for all the
fancy words in the golden documents!

-This too will pass!

-Like constipation?

-Not yet. 


-Nyet?

-This gang can't even shit straight!

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Friday, September 19, 2014

 

VOTE REPUBLICAN. THE RICH NEED MORE!


Two Amateur Democrats

-Could be effective. Who you emailing?

-I pretty much just know Lefties.

-Wasted there, Preaching to the Converted.
And Righties’ll say it’s basest propaganda.
And Godless too!

-Gotta reach the Leaners.

-How you gonna find out...? Hafta buy a list.

-That’s the trouble with this country!
Everything’s for sale!

-It’s gone overboard, of course, but
I don’t know but that’s our strength.

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Thursday, July 26, 2012

 

Political Q & A

-What is the chief purpose of the Democratic Party?

-Not to piss off the pirates in actual control.

-Of the Republican?

-To become their posh ship forever.

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Tuesday, December 20, 2011

 
Barricades

When I joined the Republicans

on the barricades
a catered affair: lovely petits fours,

exotic teas and patriotic lattes. Furniture
mogul brought in non-union recliners. Under

later bombardment, speeches
became difficult to decipher,

though we knew of freedom
as text and subtext together.

When I joined the Democrats,

had lost their keys again, frenzied
air with everybody searching.

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