Saturday, April 02, 2022
witty takes as
kids huddle in
parkas when rusky
comes lotza shreds
wisps fur then
prima quit
ballet never did
well w/murder
Labels: ballet, murder, Russia, Ukraine, war
Wednesday, July 18, 2018
Russia
-No Volga Boatmen?
-Disappointingly!
-Fetching Female Peasants? Or Krazy Kulak, dying, stuffs his boots with cash, drenches all with honey, devours the whole shebang so his heirs got squat?
-More modern than literary society with plenty of cabs and whores!
-No Babushkas either?
-Ladies available wearing same.
-And did they swish swish SWISH as you fucked?
-What a sick question!
-I was raised by women becoming men!
-Sound-effects enrapture most modern species.
Labels: Babushkas, history, Literature, prostitution, Russia, tourist, Volga Boatman
Thursday, March 23, 2017
The Irreverents
-This new boatload of crapheads
is chummy with the fuckin Russians!
-Why not? They’re going up the ass
of the Religious Right also.
-Cue squeals of delight!
-And lying in verses?
-But a tax break is coming! You’ll get
seventy bucks and Mr Gotrocks,
seven million.
-Injustice and Inequality!–-for all the
fancy words in the golden documents!
-This too will pass!
-Like constipation?
-Not yet.
-Nyet?
-This gang can't even shit straight!
Labels: ;Republican, election, inequality, injustice, Religious Right, Russia, tax break
Sunday, November 18, 2012
Romance
-You walked across Russia for a woman?
-Afraid so.
-Uh, move a bit. No, the other way.
Gardener just back from Moscow
Horticultural Institute. I wish to see
what he learned.
-You walked across Russia for a woman?
-Afraid so.
-Uh, move a bit. No, the other way.
Gardener just back from Moscow
Horticultural Institute. I wish to see
what he learned.
Labels: gardening, horticulture, nobleman, Romance, Russia, wealth, Woman
