Thursday, November 30, 2017
Political Advice
Scratch an ardent Democrat,
find a Communist!
Scratch an ardent Republican,
find a Nazi!
I ask you, “Which is worse?”
or Vhich iz vorse? for humor’s sake.
No? How about Jah wohl! ?
Just avoid scratching?
That proves it! If Moderates stay conscious,
they can rule the world!
By example.
Labels: Communist.Nazi, Democrat, moderate, Republican
Friday, September 19, 2014
VOTE REPUBLICAN. THE RICH NEED MORE!
Two Amateur Democrats
-Could be effective. Who you emailing?
-I pretty much just know Lefties.
-Wasted there, Preaching to the Converted.
And Righties’ll say it’s basest propaganda.
And Godless too!
-Gotta reach the Leaners.
-How you gonna find out...? Hafta buy a list.
-That’s the trouble with this country!
Everything’s for sale!
-It’s gone overboard, of course, but
I don’t know but that’s our strength.
Labels: ;Republican, Democrat, for sale, moderate, money in politics, political advertising, rich
Friday, September 13, 2013
Six of one, half dozen...?
The Faux Moderate
's visit to CSPAN
is most gracious.
He's balancing it
all off and listens
to everybody, in-
sisting he’s no one’s tool!
Hustles back to the office where
the floor is thick with drool,
and he thus brandishes
the core weapons
adored there.
Labels: core politics, CSPAN, moderate
Thursday, September 05, 2013
The Wonders of Political Change
The man who was utterly no good
by any measure
underwent several administrations. The Conservatives
lectured him on responsibility, on demanding power, and
on bowing down.
Their policies cut his puny wages in half, giving the
difference to their contributors.
He did try their little personal bag of tricks, but
asserted his power at the wrong time and was
beaten up by bored delinquents.
The Liberals gave him cards for food and rent.
Told him it was temporary--until he got on his feet.
Since he had never been there, he hadn't a clue to
the route.
Moderates finally swept in because of the seething
disgust with both ruling parties.
They sent a man and woman. He held money,
she a baseball bat.
When they both delivered at once, he found the
experience sexual.
Labels: Conservative, liberal, moderate, party politics
Friday, July 29, 2011
National Derby
When moderates race
they run in place.
Lefties, all over
the trying layout. For
Righties a frenzy
in straight direction
by richest applause.
When moderates race
they run in place.
Lefties, all over
the trying layout. For
Righties a frenzy
in straight direction
by richest applause.
Labels: horserace, Left, moderate, rich, Right
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
RIP Hugh Scott
Moderate GOP senator
and expert in ceramics
of the Tang Dynasty.
Let's not condescend:
Reagan on Velvet
can also be art.
Labels: art, Conservative, Hugh Scott, moderate, Tang Dynasty
Friday, June 18, 2010
A Soft Spot
for crazies
in both parties.
One scorns international,
other wants Internationale.
Either’d AK47 each other,
those wily moderates agraze
at the margins ex-
piring ambiguously.
for crazies
in both parties.
One scorns international,
other wants Internationale.
Either’d AK47 each other,
those wily moderates agraze
at the margins ex-
piring ambiguously.
