Monday, October 29, 2018

 

The Hidden Language


-The truly evil Left Conspiracies
funded by one, George Soros!

-Ah yes, Soros! GOP codespeak for

*****JEW!*****

-Come off it now! We’re not
Nazi Germany!

-Oh no? Then let me try this:
Seig Fuckin Heil!

-Yes. And what did that get you?

-Just the instant satisfaction of hearing
your Republican heels click together.

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Thursday, August 02, 2018

 

Quest!


-Trump feuding with Koch Brothers?


-Understandable!


-I don't see that.

-The Right will never ever resolve
their defining question:

What makes a Good Nazi?


-Why they’re sometimes
viciously fighting each
other?


-Road to Perfection being hard!


-But worthy of a Master Race?


-Ja wohl!

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Friday, June 01, 2018

 

Dwarf Nazi!


Immortal.
Has, of course,


been killed
but rises.


How-To’s exist re
living with, but


we’re nonetheless in
a perpetual quandary.


Highly amusing our own DN
no end.


You can abandon
your household,
but will be discovered.


The chilling drag pant-
ing up the steps!

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Monday, August 28, 2017

 

Vow


-I just can’t stand it anymore!
I’m going to a place where
nobody gives a shit about
anything, and you can just
wander aimlessly. If you die
in the street, they’ll step over
your alleged body!

-Phoenix! But don’t wander
too far or you dissolve in
the heat! Blast Furnace!
That dry heat turns everything
to grease.

-Dissolve? Best yet!

-And there are blessed
distractions. Trump holds
Nazi rallies.

-FUCK THE JEWS!

-You’re swinging with it already!

-I’d become an SS Man, but they
need love too.

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Tuesday, August 15, 2017

 

Respectable Pathologies



Itza Vile Bitch

All the Righties
hafta scratch
the Nazi Itch.

Little Huns!

Except their Fancies.
There, the Royalist one.

Where to kowtow?
And NOW!

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Monday, August 14, 2017

 

Take a Nazi to Lunch


failing as
a campaign,

Art and Nella
fled back

to Race.

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Sunday, August 13, 2017

 

Two For Now


-President barking at the North Koreans
like a First Sergeant.

-Finding his stripes?

-When he does they’ll be penal!

-Got the poor gooks in a shit fit!

-What else is new?

-Nazis rioting in Charlottesville.

-Fascism got tired of creeping
and into full gallop?

-Ja whol!

-Why not throw in a few Seig Heils?

-Not quite time.

-I’m losing patience! Unless the Republicans
can return to their old aplomb in going up
our ass for their billionaire buddies, I’m turning
off on freaking politics entirely!

-Where are the aplombs of yesteryear?

-Annie barred the door!

-I thought that was Katy.

-She’ll do in a pinch.

-Bring in the chorus girls anyway! Who can stand the rest?

-Wonderful! But we gotta flush out the clowns first.

-Clown-Flushing the greatest skill known to man.

-How about to women?

-They just laugh.

-Bitterly?

-There’s another way?

-Kumbaya!

-No more of that drizzly shit for me ! Everybody laughed.

-Let them snort coke!

-Marie Antoinette said that.

-From the basket?

-Yeah, the original Talking Head!

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Wednesday, June 21, 2017

 

Pale Pride

  
Trump Chant

at GOP Congres-
sional Win
in Georgia?

Ja
Whol
y'

all!



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Friday, May 26, 2017

 

The Joe Mengele Low-Down Natural-Death Blues


How morally comforting to know a   
South American nation welcomes you,

The Church acting as Travel Agent.

Of course, if  you're a Boom-Boom
Master Techie, the Enemy awaits
with open arms!

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Wednesday, March 22, 2017

 

Connections


Joey Goebbels took an ax

& gave ole Veritas
Forty whacks.

When he saw what
He had done,

Took a dump
Awaiting Trump.

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Thursday, December 08, 2016

 

Nazi Dress-up Day


intended to purge, of course.

But Hal, Sweet Hal! 


At kitchen table in Storm Trooper Black, 
and slashing a riding crop at the shrieking kids!

Temporary. It’s in everybody as I say.

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Saturday, December 03, 2016

 

Knowing When


Question of the Moment

-How can you be inclusive
without inviting Nazis
to the table? The fun

part comes from chasing Jews
down main streets. Don't

try "Holocausting” me! I said fun.
We know when to stop.

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Tuesday, May 17, 2016

 

Nazi! The Game


-Biff and Elinor reluctant to join in.

-Their admired caution?

-Finally, they own a small French hotel.

-And in blusters Henny?

-As SS Captain Heinrich Heinrich!

-Their politeness even to him?

-But of course. So much that he feels
they’re being sarcastic.

-Don’t like where this is heading!

-Whips out the Luger and shoots both dead!

-RIP Sweet Duo! And get on with your real life.

-Not the way Henny plays any game.

-There’s a line between…!

-None!

-So tragic! I...can get a towel from their bathroom. For the next…

-Good! Their legacy being clean.


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Thursday, May 12, 2016

 

Fearing Political Murder


-I’m worried about violence with this election.

-Oh I don’t know. Loose talk now will translate
to boredom as things go on, punctuated by
nasty cartoons of commercials.

-How nasty? There’s the key that turns the
idiots’ locks!

-Oh come on now! Statistically almost nothing.
How many homicidals in each camp? Insignificant.

-Oh the Left, less than five percent.

-That high?

-On the Right, approaching twenty.

-No way! Why the central cadre there is impotent
by its very nature: Old White Men! Give me a break!

-Ah but they’ve worked up Nazis and apprentice morons!

-Allow all to heil and that will be enough for them.

-I suspect not.

-The Chinese curse is 

 May you live in interesting times.

-Interesting I don’t mind; murderous I do.

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Thursday, March 03, 2016

 

Woman He Loved--a Story of Nazis


and Sacrifice

-He gave up the Throne for the woman he loved!

-Uh huh? Then Heil-Hitlered the runt moustache. The mildest Brit demeanor, but with Fascist intention.

-Stow the vicious Politics and remain with Love! Makes the World go round! Ah!

-No way!

-What does then?

-Incompetence!

-British or American form?

-There will always be a Dingland!

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Tuesday, December 29, 2015

 

“This New World needs you!”



How could anyone or anything need me, a kid? And in 
New Haven, not New York or Boston.

But Dad and Uncle Art go on, Art reading the letter 
aloud once more. In its gold-like frame.

Even though I’m this very Cub Scout of the Month 
congratulated by Dr Goebbels, the two adults ask me nothing

Art blows on the glass, pulls his shirt out of his pants 
to polish!

Dad takes it from him then, hangs it back on the wall: 
“We’ve been begging him to come here!”

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Tuesday, August 11, 2015

 

May u live in interesting times


of course, no one SAID this it’s entirely make up


-As a Republican, I don’t like us calling each other Nazis!

-Hell no! That’s for the other party of welfare cheats and
assorted other Lefty thieves!...and their nasty blabbermouths,
queers and lady queers.

-I’d like t’invent a time machine and go back and fix it
that Hitler was never born!

-Yeah, but that’d be no good. We’d all be fuckin Jews!

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Wednesday, July 01, 2015

 

Let There Be Light


The lampshades in Ilse's
und Commander's house

being goat, not Jew,
they caught a break.

She liked taking tattooed
men. So? Not in dispute.

Chose a few
to be offed?

Perhaps that's true.
But, not later illumed,
evidence seems to show.

Aggregates put
him to death,
not style. She,

after prolonged trials,
eventually hanged
self in prison. 60. Skin

going with
her.

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Saturday, December 20, 2014

 

Creativity on the Right


Another Conservative Solution

-I usually handle it myself.

-Together, more things are possible.

-Whacking off in a group...I don't know.

-For Liberty!

-Well, that's nice, I suppose. Whacking off
for Liberty.

-We don't put it in that vulgar way.

-Oh? What precise vulgar way do you...?

-Haven't found the right words yet. Someone
suggested Release for God and Country.
Another modified that to Releasing God
and Country.

-Doesn't ring a bell, especially a cracked one.

-Whatever. You show up and help us!

-I been mostly helping myself.

-That's the trouble! Strength Together!

-Sounds like a Nazi slogan.

-They weren’t all bad. We don't have
any Jews, for one thing.

-Well, there goes one worry!

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Friday, January 31, 2014

 

Theories and Dogmas and Wastelands




One of the renowned literary theorists of his time,
Paul de Man's legacy was destroyed by revelations
of his allegiance to the Nazi Party.*


I can see myself absorbing a new party and vice versa.
Heady, and full of great wishes for just about everybody!

But not that one, ever. None from the Right, in fact.

I’m so glad this last sentence will piss Conservatives off.

It’s just truth.


*Barnes and Noble Review

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