Wednesday, May 17, 2017
French Court, DC
-Trump does everything by Divine Right!
-Oh yeah? If bullshit were electricity...!
-Which Louie WAS dat, anywayz?
-ALL the fuckin Louies!
Labels: France, French History, Louis XIV, Trump
Thursday, September 01, 2016
Deals
A Short Story--pointless as most
She taught French in the high school.
Even bought the cheeses and wine and
a Citroen. But the locals couldn't fix
the car, so she traded it in for a Ford.
And the same day, also traded her on-again
off-again for Kiffy Ners of Ners' Hardware.
In to buy a delivery truck.
And didn’t those two rush into a quick personal
deal? Temporary Insanity! Or Love.
Two daughters later, and she actually drags him
to France! Old Foursquare and Nothing Fancy.
But he takes to it! Loves it! Especially partial
to cognac, a necessity since the girls are
a cramp in the balls.
Both married now, but that hasn't changed.
Labels: France, French, marriage, Romance, romantic vs practical
Saturday, December 27, 2014
Reality TV
“The Couple”
-I got a hundred hours of Honey-Bunnies!
-Thank God a week of rain in there, and they
cuddled! She became his Cuddly-Wuddly.
-And he?
-Bumpky-Wumpky!
-Bumpky-Wumpky? I'll talk to the linguist about
that one! Darker, somehow!
-Oh don't be a Poopy-Doopy!
-Me a Poopy-Doopy? You're the Poopy Doopy!
I'm Mr Sunny-Wunny!
-Uh uh! I’m the Sunny-Wunny one! Even the techs
call me Little Miss Sunny-Wunny!
No use going on. The whole world turned
Baby Talk at the end of 2014! Before
The Great Wrenching Puke which caused
it to be banned in several countries,
notably France.
Labels: baby talk, babytalk, France, reality TV
Tuesday, February 26, 2013
Conservative
So much of Dreyfus could be remedied, but not the Jew-part.
Zola could accuse all he wanted, but the vicious core in
everything resists forever.
Against his case still, how many later went to Vichy
for the anti-Semite waters? Aiding the transport
of undesirables as post-bath afterthought.
That was then. And Christian. Now, if Jewish, don’t
find yourself fork-lifted into a furnace in the name of
all that’s Decent.
Labels: anti-Semitic, Christian, Dreyfus, France, Jew, Vichy
