Friday, August 24, 2018

 

Same Old


These Trumpers are

NOISE !

How to Judge?

On Right Standards of course.

As an example, the opportunity to

REFILTH

the air back to

Republican

GOLD STANDARDS.



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Saturday, July 14, 2018

 

Note From Londoner of Quality


Besieged by a Rude Colonial!


The logical outcome of three
centuries of bad taste.


And of course he must commandeer
utmost pomp!


The way populists discharge their
spawn to Yale and Harvard.


The best places, obviously, to
learn how to serve the "People!"


This particular criminal, too, is
proving


Treasonous!


After you’ve betrayed friends,
there, blessedly, is always
COUNTRY.

Refuge as they say.

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Monday, May 21, 2018

 

The Questions Change, Losing?


How do you like
your blue-eyed boy
Mr Death?


How do you like
your flim-flam man
Mr Coward?


Has he raveled
matters so far
beyond description


you dance furiously, merely
to get along?


Each life having melody
purchased to form song.


But with Artificial Intelligence,
why even bother, Dear?


It has been
taking it from here

for the longest time!
How do you like
your…whichever-


forever
Mr A I?

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Sunday, April 08, 2018

 

Conversation For the Ages



The Roles

(or, Richer they are, more they steal)

-May I say that I find your latest political
incarnation so thoroughly disgusting
as to be transcendent?

-Please do! No harm in college boy words.

-Right wing zealot! How can you sleep?

-Easy! My Louisa wears me out with screwing!

-As she did last year when you pretended Vlad Lenin?

-She’s an Equal Opportunity Rabbit.

-He had more chin than ten Trumps.

-Didn’t he? Almost as much as Mussolini.

-Don’t end like him! Last days hanging around a Milan gas station.

-His mistress beside him, likewise upside-down. Nice panties!

-Ah but they tied her skirt for modesty!

-Put modesty with murder, you get politics.

-Yeah, but leave out Race and you got nothing!


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Monday, August 28, 2017

 

Vow


-I just can’t stand it anymore!
I’m going to a place where
nobody gives a shit about
anything, and you can just
wander aimlessly. If you die
in the street, they’ll step over
your alleged body!

-Phoenix! But don’t wander
too far or you dissolve in
the heat! Blast Furnace!
That dry heat turns everything
to grease.

-Dissolve? Best yet!

-And there are blessed
distractions. Trump holds
Nazi rallies.

-FUCK THE JEWS!

-You’re swinging with it already!

-I’d become an SS Man, but they
need love too.

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Thursday, July 27, 2017

 

-Even Hitler


wasn’t always Hitler.

-He loved the one German Shepherd dog.

-Blondie! 


-Yes!

-Anyone who loves dogs and kills six
million Jews can’t be all bad!

-You’re Anti-Semitic!

-Subtly!

-The only subtle one to vote for Trump?


-Ja wohl!

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Monday, July 10, 2017

 

Collude with me. Fast falls the Eventide.


-Not enough credit is
given to the Russians
and Republicans:

Together they wrought
a brilliant political upset!

-Wrought it, did they both?

-With the help of Christians,
who desired a thumping sinner
to carry their inane banner.

-Uh huh? Wrought hey? That's
in history somewhere.

-It is now!

-No. No. What hath God wrought?

-Well you may ask!

-But not originally.

-He brought us a guy interested
in only himself!

-Actually a whole bunch of guys,
including us.

-That's the trouble with America!

-We is?

-Far far down the line!

-Let's start moving up, Comrade!

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Thursday, June 29, 2017

 

Right View, Education


Penn’s Wharton School decried
for producing Donald Trump.

Hey! It’s a professional outfit!

Broad-gauged Humanists who
sob at the death of insects
can find soft homes elsewhere.

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Monday, June 19, 2017

 

The Modern American Revolution:


 Left Talking

-El Comrado-Presidente 

goes to Miami.

-When things turn shit, seek
reactionaries to love and be
loved.

-Cubans and the Grand--and
Very Old--Party!

-If only they could dig up Fidel
and hang him!

-Make things great again?

-Like Prostitution! Really took a hit
way way back!

-What did the Revolution have
against girls?

-Anyway, our Christian Right could
help shepherd a Restoration!

-Viva Sluts!


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Wednesday, May 17, 2017

 

French Court, DC


-Trump does everything by Divine Right!

-Oh yeah? If bullshit were electricity...!

-Which Louie WAS dat, anywayz?

-ALL the fuckin Louies!

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Friday, May 12, 2017

 

Trump Republican


Hey! We INVENTED Ratfucking! Grand Old Procedure.


Class of the World!

Hadda collude with Ruskies?

Please!

PEASANTS!

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Friday, April 28, 2017

 

Lies, High and Low


-This president lies more than his share!
I can’t figure why.

-The reason many men and women do.
To look better.

-We lie to boost our stock?

-Turgenev put it in a more literary manner:
Better the falsehood that exalts
than hosts of baser truths.

-Sometimes you feel like shit doing it.
But other times just terrific!

-That’s the art part.

-How come you can quote all these writers
and shit?

-Educated beyond my ability.

-Noticed that.

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Wednesday, March 22, 2017

 

Connections


Joey Goebbels took an ax

& gave ole Veritas
Forty whacks.

When he saw what
He had done,

Took a dump
Awaiting Trump.

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Tuesday, December 20, 2016

 

Reality’s Basic Math


 -UNMEANING is now President!

-Will he shake the world, the nation, and, most
importantly, both parties?

-With no center, he’ll throw a couple of bones
to the Democrats. The bulk of his shit, though,
will be the usual Republican 1 percent trickle-
down fantasy that never works, never could
work, never will work!

-As if that mattered! What DOES work for
the -pubs?

-13 l/2 percent of their devious smear!

-That high? And dems?

-61.

-Nonsense! Probably much closer to the initial
figure.

-Tweedle dee, tweedle…?

-Close enough. What’s the real problem with
both, do you suppose?

-Like Vegas mobs, skimming too much off the top.

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Thursday, December 01, 2016

 

Quite Thoughtful Analysis.


-What think you of Trump’s Cabinet picks?

-Various demented Righties, and other loonie-tunes with a bug up their ass!

-That good? Doesn’t surprise you?

-Nah. He got elected on the premise that everyone is totally full of shit!

-Including him?

-The Master!

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Monday, November 14, 2016

 

Tea in Aleppo


-That last mortar round made a nice fire for us.
Pull up a piece of ruin and sit down.

-Will this new president kill us?

-What’s more certain when the old one
failed to?

-This new one hates us on the spot!

-Look around you! Avenues of Mayhem!
He’s just another form of modern clarity!



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Wednesday, October 19, 2016

 

Rutabagas Are Constant Numbers


-This saying what you please
when you please didn’t
start with Trump.

-Chaos!

-It has always announced
that it’s all a joke anyway,
so? What’s the difference?

-Life is Trash TV where nothing
connects? Nihilism up the bung hole!

-My first wife is the sick benchmark!

-But you escaped her sane!

-Rutabagas Are Constant Numbers

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Monday, October 17, 2016

 

The Paradox of Internal Space


-This awful Presidential has left
me shaken!

-How so?

-All this seedy sex history that’s more
like rape than a slapstick version of
Romeo and Juliet!

-Well...put it entirely out of your mind.

-No more room in there to put things out of.

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Saturday, October 15, 2016

 

A Diagnosing Neighborhood


-Trump’s a fuckin sex addict!

-I used to be one of those.

-What happened?

-Jennifer.

-She handles it?

-Every chance she gets!

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Monday, October 10, 2016

 

Low Politics In the Old Neighborhood


-Trump is as full of shit as a Christmas Turkey!

-We don’t care because he’s OUR turkey! And not some...!

-Utter the toxic word. Twill cleanse. WOMAN!

-If that’s what it IS.

-Grab her pussy to find out?

-She's too old. Pass.

-All through for now? Banking all the Hate Fires?

-Not quite. When the Devil can’t come himself,
he sends a woman.

-Not so, this time.

-Well, then, better the one you DON’T know.

-Like your Orange Rambling God, you are one
totally sick bastard.

-We thank you.

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