Wednesday, April 06, 2022
Murph
(is not me. He sees himself
as warring 'gainst hypocrisy. If you
invoke "Christian" he'll say
Oh yeah!--Folks who stuck
Jews in ovens?
You've been warned!"
...
-Yoh Murph! Church here
plans all-day Ukraine
Protest! Anything nasty to say
about that?
-Just mild surprise that they're
replacing biblical palaver featuring
basic or advanced lying with the
much-less-employed Action Faith!
-Be careful! You might have something
positive in there!
-Doubt it sincerely!
-Just remember that Scripture
will move even you!
As Faith moves mountains!
-Scripture can be tremendous stuff!
The Devil quotes it extensively.
-Ouch!
-In fact he relies on a veritable
ENCYCLOPEDIA.
-Labeled?
-Christian Hypocrisy!
-You're just angry is all. We professing Faith
are hardly perfect!
-But go on mouthing, as
long as there's a buck in it!
-Oh well, Auden says that we must love
our crooked neighbor
with our crooked heart!
-I'm waiting for so-called Christians
to acknowledge how bloody crooked theirs is!
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Labels: Christian, faith, Faith and lies, hypocrisy, lies, protest, Protestant, religion, Ukrainian
Wednesday, September 26, 2018
Cultural Ends
Labels: Christian, female, male, warlock, wicked witch, witch
Thursday, March 02, 2017
Christian Humor
Labels: anti-Semitic, anti-Semitic Right, Christian, Christian Humor, humor
Wednesday, April 29, 2015
Hanging Out
-TV full of people demonstrating for Gay Marriage,
front of Supreme Court.
-Terrif!
-Tell me, Russel, cuz I wanna know, have
you ever been sexually demeaned in here?
-Not sexually, no. Just in the way we demean each
other in here naturally.
-That’s a democracy!
-Guess so.
-And, outside this boozy lounge?
-Hurt so much so many times, I’ve blocked!
-Too bad. Let’s see, you’re about six-zero.
so...fifty injurious years, give or take..
-Took! About it, for the years.
-Fifty more, home free!
-They count on my dying before that, of course.
-That’s the American way...right after lynching.
But look at all those young people on the TV!
Taking your place, and with more fight!
-Yeah, but after the long struggle, it gets to be
bore-ass. And then fewer and fewer show up!
-Do the Republicans bring in Storm Troopers then?
-Bash a fag for Christ!
-But you don’t give up?
-Of course not. THEY don’t!
Labels: Christian, demeaning, fag, gay, Gay Marriage, lounge, Republican Storm Troopers, scapegoat, Supreme Court, violence
Thursday, October 09, 2014
The Football Group, a Vaudeville
Engaged on Several Fronts
-Harry up with those drinks! He's coming to a boil!
-Centuries of crazy shit, and they've emerged from
dusty backwardness to be able to kill each other with
close to Western Competence. I say get out of their way!
-Wouldn't talk like this if we had a Mahmoud in the group.
-Who's stopping him? We got two Afros and Saul, so who's
to say we're prejudiced?
-Haven't seen him lately.
-You hear him first.
-Incidentally, don't you think we had OUR centuries of crazy shit?
-That was then! This is now!
-(muffled) Who dat fightin down dere? Save it for after the game!
-(together) Nobody here but us Christians.
-(shouting) Besides, you got the wrong end of the stick. It's the TV!
(laughter)
Labels: black, Christian, football, Jew, Moslem, religious war, sectarian war, TV, war
Wednesday, May 07, 2014
The Christian Sector
of the NSA sings
Let's all Gather
Information
By the River.
Tuesday, April 15, 2014
So-called Scrotum Window Bill has passed
President Joline Shellmire will sign into law
Quotes:
1) I'll sign it. It's trivial, but let's get it out of the way.
Our table is too full to waste any more time on it.
2) Trivial, hey? If Freedom is trivial! -Sen Malcom Rosstell,R,WY.
3) Let the boys have their little peekaboo. But, buy new garments.
Modified ones too chintzy! -Actress Mixxy Elbore
4) Add a devil-may-care female president to a perpetually cowardly
congress, and is it any wonder that the Hollywoodization of America is finally accomplished? We will pay! God insists!
-Rev Osgood Greb, Decency Front
5) Scrotum? How to not show what accompanies it? -Till Evans,
Women’s Aggregate
More from Sex & Politics WebNews in fifteen minutes
Labels: Christian, Hollywood, politics, scrotum, sex
Saturday, March 23, 2013
-We're in forgiveness mode, having left Jeff
and Claire's party with others.
-Who first? The second actor always seeks revenge.
-Sort of simultaneous.
-Was it worth it?
-I can't speak for him. Well, neither can he, really.
My guy was cute but from an Arkansas or somewhere,
and driveled cornpone shit when we were...
-A talker?
-And not a good one!
-How about the rest of it?
-Same.
-But I've heard passion in cheap motels! So it exists!
-They're playing a recording.
-My ex and I got it going pretty good. After watching porn.
-Mine was Christian.
-How flat was that?
-He still is.
-I'm told it's good to have some sort of faith.
Anchor, you know, in all the crap?
-He had the anchor down.
Labels: betrayal, Christian, faith, faithfulness, relationships, religion, sex
Tuesday, February 26, 2013
Conservative
So much of Dreyfus could be remedied, but not the Jew-part.
Zola could accuse all he wanted, but the vicious core in
everything resists forever.
Against his case still, how many later went to Vichy
for the anti-Semite waters? Aiding the transport
of undesirables as post-bath afterthought.
That was then. And Christian. Now, if Jewish, don’t
find yourself fork-lifted into a furnace in the name of
all that’s Decent.
Labels: anti-Semitic, Christian, Dreyfus, France, Jew, Vichy
Saturday, October 06, 2012
-We prayed during the date.
-And?
-Ended up utter pigs.
-Hey! One thing leads... Did you share the guilt afterwards?
-I don't know what he did after dismissing him forever.
-Harsh! And your dates now?
-Praying not to have them.
-Well, I’ve...been a pig and enjoyed wallowing in shit.
-That's the trouble. We can get to that point.
Faith is the only defense.
-That’s where I am all right. Better give me some verses.
-I got some, that’s for sure.
-I’ll clutch them to my bosom! Isn’t that a lovely and a funny word?
Saturday, August 25, 2012
Wacky Bits
A Mormon employed to explicate
it. Annoyed in finally stating “Hey!
There are wacky bits
to every religion.”
Indeed so. And theologians fit-
ting them to a system rendering
the whole skatingly insane.
Labels: Christian, Mormon, religion, theology
Monday, April 09, 2012
Electoral, For Starters
Will those despising Blacks and Mormons
go onward, Christian soldiers?
Denying, too, Godless science for
The Cross of Jesus? So
proud to bear it through this
Heehaw Renaissance.
Labels: Blacks, Christian, Mormon, science
Wednesday, December 14, 2011
One school, explicit-
ly biblical at
the very least
has her keep-
ing self & children
hygienic. Even frig
& husband in order.
Thus does he rule
& she rate even
less. So, true felicity
knows scripture & place.
Labels: biblical, Christian, scripture, women
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
God’s Whacked
for telling hacks
what to do.
"Hey!" he could retort,
"Why am I responsible
for delusions?"
Labels: Christian, God, politics
Wednesday, April 07, 2010
After Exiting Whorehouse, Operatives Pen
Thank-You Note to Christian Contributors
Go right on
and think
us slime
but we got fucked
on your dime.
Labels: Christian, contributors.GOP
Friday, October 02, 2009
Christian Fury
coagulates
in Washington,
the annual bash
to hammer fear
since God is highly pissed.
And no Socialist!
Loaves and fishes draw burps
at posher venues, and service
folk receive prayer for tips.
Purgatorial chits, however, ran-
som no slurpies. By contrast,
whores get paid in randy cash,
though roared at after.
Labels: Christian, Values Voter
Monday, September 21, 2009
Christian Fury
coagulates
in Washington,
the annual bash
to hammer fear
since God is highly pissed.
And no Socialist!
Loaves and fishes draw burps
at posher venues, and service
folk receive prayer for tips.
Purgatorial chits, however, ran-
som no slurpies. By contrast,
whores get paid in randy cash,
though roared at
after.
Labels: Christian
Thursday, September 11, 2008
The Christian Forgiveness Gig
Strayed child and boyfriend white-wrapped
in Grandpa’s forgiveness image. Silent mo-
ment on tarmac. Give us pictures
and you can keep words: usual GOP
lollipop for suckers. Oh well, whatever
break we can cut children,
of course. Those tiny Afghan babies
dead on a quilt? Why, let's go right
ahead and forgive them also.
Labels: Afghan babies, Christian, forgiveness, McCain, Palin
