Wednesday, September 28, 2016

 

Taking the Second


-I'm for gun rights too.
Just not in Eighteenth
Century language.

-Well regulated militia
being some such modern
horseshit?

-We need, of course, a
Constitutional Convention.

-Bring the whole works up to date?

-Totally necessary. Eliminate the
Eighteen Century thicket of language.

-And what will the National Rifle
Association lawyers advise as
to this clarity?

-Continue to cower in the thicket!
Shoot from there.

-For how much longer?

-Forever!

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Wednesday, December 09, 2015

 

Hey Hey Hey It's the NRA!

  
A Certain Wisdom

Since National Rifle Association claims none
of its members killed in the daily mass murders,
the entire nation joins.

“Can’t keep up the promise now, completely,”
remarks President Skip Happ, “but you can
DEFEND yourself now!”

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