Tuesday, June 05, 2018
The Second Emoulment
-Do Children's Crusades arise when adults won’t lead?
-More like lead and don’t lead at the same time.
-And where does such cautious ambivalence get us?
-Here and there.
-And ultimately nowhere?
-Nice country around there!
-The monuments being kept up?
-Impeccably!
Labels: bribery, gun control, guns, NRA, Republican.leadership, Second Amendment
Wednesday, September 28, 2016
Taking the Second
-I'm for gun rights too.
Just not in Eighteenth
Century language.
-Well regulated militia
being some such modern
horseshit?
-We need, of course, a
Constitutional Convention.
-Bring the whole works up to date?
-Totally necessary. Eliminate the
Eighteen Century thicket of language.
-And what will the National Rifle
Association lawyers advise as
to this clarity?
-Continue to cower in the thicket!
Shoot from there.
-For how much longer?
-Forever!
Labels: Constitution, Constitutional Convention, Eighteenth Century, gun rights, National Rifle Association, NRA, Second Amendment
Tuesday, July 12, 2016
Articles Armed
by a vending machine.
Second Amendment Rights clearly stated
next to the dollar bill insertion slot.
Witnesses say he bumped into it.
The machine tells a story of grim jostling by him.
Zach Holly, Esq. represents the machine.
His retarded nephew, the family.
They’ll get nothing--which they’ve gotten
used to, since Freedom has stripped them
of everything.
Labels: "Freedom", gun rights, inequality, Second Amendment
Monday, November 09, 2015
Becoming Decisive
-We're doing Second-Amendment Hamlet.
-How does that work? Or blast?
-Speeds it up. The horny King iced at about the eighth minute.
-And his slut, Ham's mom?
-Spared. Left to Heaven.
-That's Lady Macbeth!
-Same theme. Keep the Woman Interest.
-Speaking of which, the beautiful Ophelia?
-Still goes bananas. I have her wending whackily through the
audience, strewing posies.
-Lovely! but a distraction. Nice 38 on hand, and just one corpse
so far? What a waste!
-Not to fret! Polonious and her brother Laerties then dispatched!
-No loss with the old bullshitter, but wasn’t Laerties a bud? Ham’s
Man-Crush! Or was that Horatio?
-Played the field. Tragic accident anyway. Our scattered hero
aiming at a hare loose at court. After all, we have a tragedy here!
Need senseless elements like life itself. Anyway, you just don’t
let up!
-And when Ham gets it in the duel? Well, who’s left with poisoned
rapier to do it?
-Osric, the flit. And New King!
-HE can’t say Good night, sweet Prince, and flights of angels
sing thee to your rest! Too swishy!
-Rosencrantz and Guilderstern in rock n' roll duet. A totally nice bit!
-With video of the angels wearing NRA jackets?
-Vests, so the wings poke through.
Labels: angels, duel, Good Night sweet Prince, gun control, guns, Hamlet, NRA, Second Amendment
Tuesday, June 17, 2014
Visions and Revisions
2d Amendment too ill-
defined & 18th Century-ish.
The right to shoot &
kill the rest of us
must be more late-
ly enshrined. In
language like this.
Labels: 18th Century, Constitution, gun rights, guns, language, Second Amendment
Thursday, January 16, 2014
Compounding Outrage
What’s Right Is Right
-How 'bout carrying a weapon WHILE playing football?
-Now you're just trying to get the pansies shrieking.
-My expertise.
-Speaking of tease, how’s that très experienced
secretary of yours?
-Still not putting out.
-Her future in question then?
-Not so! She makes good coffee, for one.
Her predecessor never got the knack.
-In that only?
-We look for multitasking, of course.
-And the other party with their wisecracks of our being
locked in the nineteenth century!
-Gotta do Joe Hills on that Communist bunch!
-Could use such proud moments. And they already
got the blindfolds.
Labels: Communist, Democrat, guns, Joe Hill, Republican, Second Amendment, secretary, sex
Friday, April 12, 2013
Second Amendment Rights
Take to the streets. Be coy
in shooting someone
at complete random.
Make your point up-
holding 18th Century
horseshit.
Take to the streets. Be coy
in shooting someone
at complete random.
Make your point up-
holding 18th Century
horseshit.
Labels: 18th Century, Constitution, disfunction, horseshit, murder, Second Amendment, violence
Friday, March 29, 2013
The Second Amendment Is Bullshit
enlarged by inane Justice
leaned into by bullies.
That is not to say people
shouldn't have guns. Limited,
as is every right in fact. Most
concur, in 21st Century
language shorn of pretty
ornamentation and pseudo
rhetorical balance.
So, a new amendment. Better yet
a new document. Horrors! cry
Originalists and other turfmeisters.
From quarters less monomaniacal
we hear the times too contentious!
Taunts would fly as to “Socialist-
Communist-Fascist.” Whatever
sliming. Name a time not
contentious. Let's
get going!
Labels: Constitutional Convention, contentious times, guns, Second Amendment
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
The Fete of Nonsense
No individual gun right in
Second Amendment. Court’s
reading, Alice in Wonderland.
Collective, yes. So, though maybe
there should be, & devoutly
to be wished, it ain’t there.
Guessing most’d favor
new amendment,
modern clarity
enshrining it.
But no right without boundary, so
zealots honor fog to maneuver.
Labels: individual rights, Second Amendment
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Gun News From Supreme Court
Something about my being
able to keep an AK47 in
the entertainment center
as my portion of the militia,
well regulated. Yahoo News
got hundreds of comments
equally as dumb as this one.
And the original amendment.
Labels: Second Amendment, Supreme Court
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Practical Future
Tea Partiers will head home
to The Ron Paul Libertarian Wing
of the GOP. So from there, thick-
ly strongarm The Country
Club Republican Crowd. To do this
they must shove their annoyingly
racist nuts under the bus, such
vicious berserkers forming new
outfits of vicious berserkers, or
joining militias wandering through
the Court’s 2d Amendment rulings
and other toxic reactionary clouds.
Labels: GOP., Libertarian, Ron Paul, Second Amendment, Supreme Court, Tea Partiers
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Land of etc
The Ruling Class
will watch its ass,
with you to powder it.
Oh you’re full of talk,
of rights and wrath, ex-
cluding, though, your bet-
ters. Screaming out your 2d
Amendment! Who you gon-
na shoot? Another deluded
bastard like yourself?
The Ruling Class
will watch its ass,
with you to powder it.
Oh you’re full of talk,
of rights and wrath, ex-
cluding, though, your bet-
ters. Screaming out your 2d
Amendment! Who you gon-
na shoot? Another deluded
bastard like yourself?
Labels: Second Amendment
