Thursday, May 26, 2022

 

Welcome to Texas!

NRA as

you prepare

to reassert 

Gun Rights! Midst 

shattered parents

who recently experienced

some difficulty

identifying shredded children.

Way it goes

in any state

on the take. 


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Tuesday, November 07, 2017

 

Guns For Lunatics


Our Lunatic of the Month is a success!

Karl has wasted Mom and Dad and
Chihuahua Ginger.

More were possible but cartoons came on.

Sheriff Tolley Hossins has made his
interrogation available here.

Sure to be a collector’s item since Karl
sings his answers!

If you click on it, you’ll find an easy
way to send money via credit card.

The work must go on!

The Right To Bear Arms is absolute!

Regrettably, we, together, must still
continue proving it.


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Wednesday, September 28, 2016

 

Taking the Second


-I'm for gun rights too.
Just not in Eighteenth
Century language.

-Well regulated militia
being some such modern
horseshit?

-We need, of course, a
Constitutional Convention.

-Bring the whole works up to date?

-Totally necessary. Eliminate the
Eighteen Century thicket of language.

-And what will the National Rifle
Association lawyers advise as
to this clarity?

-Continue to cower in the thicket!
Shoot from there.

-For how much longer?

-Forever!

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Tuesday, July 12, 2016

 

Articles Armed


Smather Utzloo of his city shot and killed
by a vending machine.

Second Amendment Rights clearly stated
next to the dollar bill insertion slot.

Witnesses say he bumped into it.

The machine tells a story of grim jostling by him.

Zach Holly, Esq. represents the machine.

His retarded nephew, the family.

They’ll get nothing--which they’ve gotten 
used to, since Freedom has stripped them
of everything.

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Tuesday, June 17, 2014

 

Visions and Revisions

 
2d Amendment too ill-
defined & 18th Century-ish.

The right to shoot &
kill the rest of us

must be more late-
ly enshrined. In

language like this.

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