Monday, March 09, 2015

 

Human Advancement



or God Shedding His Grace

-A funny thing happened when we were congratulating
ourselves on our progress.

The Republicans got back in and threaten to pass an omnibus
bill entitled “The Right to Work for Starvation Wages As the Rich
Fuck Everybody with Our Fawning Concurrence, And the Spicks
Are Placed in Pens Awaiting Deportation, And the Blacks Shoved
in Jail Again, And All the Lovely Ladies Kept Barefoot and Pregnant Because of Their Recalcitrant And Weirdly Hormonal Behavior Generally.”


-That’s omnibus all right. Class and Race with the usual dollop of
bizarre Gynecology.

-With a special vengeance!

-Uh huh, but so what? There’ll be deals to soften the whole damn thing. That’s the nature of politics: It’s “Work it out!”

-Not this time. The Frenzy is on ‘em!

-Drool in the air?

-Wear a raincoat.

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Wednesday, October 30, 2013

 

Having It With Women


Twin Political Views of Mystery

“They gotta gynecologist to come and show us slides. 

Explain procedures in the more enlightened states to 
totally shame the wanton girls.”

“I’m not going. I just repeat abortion plank in debate.
Taking no chances. But I’ve got to say I’m sick to
death of their freakish plumbing!”

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Monday, September 16, 2013

 

On the Distaff



GOP Freedom

With Congressionals nearly impinging,
will we be exposed to New Gynecological
Visionaries?

Republican Women countenance these vile idiots
as Oh that's just______! Or just Dad or Grandpa!
 

Otherwise, though, they’re allowed to think.

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