Monday, November 11, 2013
Minimum Wage, Australia
The Moral Voter
-The Minimum Wage in Australia around seventeen bucks.
-But do they mandate vaginal probes?
-I wouldn't think. But, neither do we, at least nationally--
some Goober states...
-Well, I'm staying put until we do. Poor, but moral.
-Just the kind of Republican the party loves.
-I feel the love. I feel it!
-The Dems hafta become more emotional. Too techy.
-Bring back the slide rule. They can stick it up their ass!
Labels: Australia, Democrat, goober, minimum wage, Minimum Wage Australia, Republican, slide rule, vaginal probe
Wednesday, October 30, 2013
Having It With Women
Twin Political Views of Mystery
“They gotta gynecologist to come and show us slides.
Explain procedures in the more enlightened states to
totally shame the wanton girls.”
“I’m not going. I just repeat abortion plank in debate.
Taking no chances. But I’ve got to say I’m sick to
death of their freakish plumbing!”
Labels: Abortion, action against women, Gynecology, Republican, The Gynecology Party, vaginal probe, women
Friday, November 09, 2012
A Certain Republican Speaks, Further Foreshadowing
“So we lost the Spicks? Know
any old Speedy Gonzales jokes?
With blacks, lost cause anyway.
Scratch them!–between the knife scars pref-
erably. As for the young, they still know shit!
Sex,rock n’ roll,video games,and space drugs.
Also, lots of hugs–-where can I puke?
(Won’t mention Jews...very PC in this place.)
Some faggots elected with sup-
port of depraved European brand
of Anything-Goes Socialism. Then,
women didn’t realize how much
they’d get to enjoy vaginal probes.
And relish rape, should it fortunately
arrive. Next time we’ll buy their votes
with vibrators: Hey, since old pros say
party must renew, there’s idea for sex-
y start! In any case, it’s
a White Ship, Honey. And,
going down, Glory!
“So we lost the Spicks? Know
any old Speedy Gonzales jokes?
With blacks, lost cause anyway.
Scratch them!–between the knife scars pref-
erably. As for the young, they still know shit!
Sex,rock n’ roll,video games,and space drugs.
Also, lots of hugs–-where can I puke?
(Won’t mention Jews...very PC in this place.)
Some faggots elected with sup-
port of depraved European brand
of Anything-Goes Socialism. Then,
women didn’t realize how much
they’d get to enjoy vaginal probes.
And relish rape, should it fortunately
arrive. Next time we’ll buy their votes
with vibrators: Hey, since old pros say
party must renew, there’s idea for sex-
y start! In any case, it’s
a White Ship, Honey. And,
going down, Glory!
Labels: electoral loss., PC, rape, Republican, Republican future, Republican whiteness, socialism, vaginal probe
