Monday, October 19, 2015
Wagging Benghazi,
Encore encore encore!
-Will Benghazi Committee go on as long as the
Afghan War?
-Where there’s a will...
-Just grilled female aide for five hours, I understand.
-Yeah, but just a Muslim.
-Part of the War on Women?
-The final hill is in sight!
-All intended to terrify the broads?
-More like infuriate! Don’t know but what we like
that better!
-Whichever. If the pretty little shoe fits...?
-We pay for those. Best to cut the credit cards in half!
-For starters. But...well, no end to the lessons they must
be taught!
-A duty. Sometimes painful, yet sometimes delightful.
-We get a blackeye, though God knows we’re broad-gauged!
Labels: Benghazi, broads, Clinton, Congress, Republican, shoes, slimy motives, War on Women, women
Tuesday, July 08, 2014
Women and Politics
Bus to Merritt Island
-If Hillary runs, will Repubs come up with
a woman?
-They might.
-They're not comfortable with women.
-With Republican Women they are.
Labels: Hillary, Republican Women, War on Women, women in politics
Wednesday, November 06, 2013
History of Odd Things
All Things Troll
Once, in a cave, a monster or dwarf, often enchanted.
Then, frumpy nut under a bridge.
Nowadays, tirelessly infecting thousands of websites,
and often in pay of lobby or party.
Or hiding beneath legislative desks, the better
to assault women.
Labels: political trolls, troll, War on Women
Thursday, April 19, 2012
Best of The Golden Past
“Now now Dear” sufficed
for so many years, a tap
on the wrist or head
to recognize emotional
fogs. Now gals wade--
despite moon phase--
into varied forms of vile
male business. Lie
down with dogs,
get up a floozie.
Labels: War on Women, women
Friday, March 23, 2012
The War on Women
flowers best in
depraved states’
legislatures. There
fat white men hath wrought
what needs to poor dears taught.
In The Alabaster City
such gleamings are
rheostated low
since attention must be paid.
So the righteous timid stay.
Labels: states, War on Women
Thursday, March 22, 2012
If there’s a War on Women,
then its foot soldiers are
Lady Republicans in
heels and wholesale June
Cleaver cocktail frocks,
(from sweatshops) and
marching down the avenue
like WW2 Waves! Not.
then its foot soldiers are
Lady Republicans in
heels and wholesale June
Cleaver cocktail frocks,
(from sweatshops) and
marching down the avenue
like WW2 Waves! Not.
Labels: GOP and Women, June Cleaver, War on Women
Tuesday, March 20, 2012
Subtext of Women's Plank, GOP Platform
When the devil
can't come him-
self, he sends
a woman.
When the devil
can't come him-
self, he sends
a woman.
Labels: GOP and Women, War on Women