Friday, January 23, 2015

 

The Fair Exchange of Ideas


The Debate

MALE MODERATOR
Welcome to our debate “Equal Pay For Women.”
I’d like to introduce Jeanette Otz of Get It Done!,
and Laurette Finnegan Bellcose, of Women For
Old Fashioned Rock-Ribbed Republican Values
of Holding Down Our Filthy Sex and helping Our
Admirable Men Gouge the American Consumer
Blind, Plus...


FEMALE AUDIENCE MEMBER
Whoa whoa whoa! She’s an egregious Troll!

LAURETTE
And you’re a whore!

FAM
It’ll be like two despicable Socialists arguing

JEANETTE
Slut!

MODERATOR
Let’s move everything to a higher plane, shall we?

LAURETTE AND JEANETTE
And you’re an asshole!

FAM
We can all agree on that!

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Wednesday, November 06, 2013

 

History of Odd Things


All Things Troll

Once, in a cave, a monster or dwarf, often enchanted.

Then, frumpy nut under a bridge.

Nowadays, tirelessly infecting thousands of websites,
and often in pay of lobby or party.

Or hiding beneath legislative desks, the better
to assault women.

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