Saturday, October 07, 2017
Wit Abounding
Hoaks left the ad business after
thirty years to take on the PR
of a small for-profit college.
His task unlimited, he decides to
remake the departments, starting
with Physics.
Where the professors overwhelmed
by huge ideas to the point of
incoherence.
He bought them a few academic
prizes, and they, grateful, took
lower salaries.
Reporting to the President, a
heavy equipment lessor in
real life. “...and here’s hoping
they keep their hands out from
under pinafores!”
“Pinafives, while you’re at it!”
America! Wit everywhere!
Labels: American Wit, for-profit, higher education, wit
Saturday, September 24, 2016
Professor
-What I thought and said then was
of that time. I'm different now.
-Well, however sliced today, your students
liked it then. A character!
-I just have ID to worry about presently.
-Identification?
-Impending Death.
-What's He like?
-Patient.
-Well don't piss Him off! I know you!
Labels: character, death, education, Grim Reaper, higher education, personality, professor
