Wednesday, June 04, 2014
A Legal History
We phone
the judge as
a tug to get on
same page. Then,
don’t fuss. Knows
our pretty way a-
round a case.
Supremely so
at present.
Labels: corruption, crooked, influence, judge, legal, political influence, Supreme Court
Thursday, April 17, 2014
Same Old Same Old
Most scorned the legal barbarism of one slash monthly. But it made
no difference in the bought-and-paid for democracy.
The National Slashers Association lobbied for the limit to be
lifted to five. And all fees eliminated.
Many people, of course, didn't carry swords.
Which makes all five feet of Jeanette stand out. She wanders through the group of roistering Slashers on the fetid subway platform until she reaches the one who has abused her daughter.
The viral video proves remarkable, all commentators amazed at the
speed a small woman could generate. Experts break it down like
a golf swing.
Of course, she runs immediately afterwards, and the oafs can’t catch her.
The one clings to life as Senators decry vigilante lawlessness.
But Jeanette, for all her passion, had obtained a one-month license.
They apologize, and the news moves on to Fourth of July celebrations.
Labels: legal, legal barbarism, slashing, swords, vigilante
Saturday, October 09, 2010
Negotiating Sequence
Single brownie on white plate. Aesthetic! Need none
but I'll eat half.
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Oh well...pretty small anyway!
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“You’re leaving me because I ate the last brownie?
I'll buy you a dozen! What do you mean, character?
You're being silly!”
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To the lowest sports bar then! No women except
the raunchy waitresses.
–--
Enough of such overindulgence! Cotton mouth and
I'll still be queasy going into work Monday!
–--
Well, faint heart never won fair maiden.
So, bold thrust! But no Mr Nice Guy this time.
They like, demented as they are, the bad boys!
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I talked to the DA's staff and thank God they see you as a
total bumbler, because together we found a sexy
misdemeanor you can plead guilty to. No jail time
and just a thumping fine and a lecture from the judge--
I heard it before and it's scathing! But your mother
and father needn't be present.
Just a bit of non-legal advice: Hang with the boys more.
Get some street-smarts.
Labels: diet, legal, selfishness, street-smarts
