Sunday, January 21, 2018
The Woman Who Regulated Her Passions
-And was reduced thereby to an animal
scraping out sexual crusts from filth?
-Not a bit of it. Stayed in control.
-Crap! Where’s the story there?
-That’s the beauty of it! There is none.
-You’re such a bore!
-Just by presenting life to you?
-I don’t want life. I want horny housewives.
Of Dallas, St Paul, Omaha. Life is shit!
-Nothing beats horny housewives for
TOTAL shit!
-You find the league you like to bat in, you
remain with the team.
-I can do self-disgust on my own.
-Be my guest!
Labels: Housewives Series, passion, popularity, sex, TV, TV Ratings, women
Saturday, October 21, 2017
Organized Couple
If a man insists on
a 5 Hour Energy Shot
at a specific hour,
his woman must pen-
cil in passion’s hot
bit later.
Labels: couple, drink, energy, energy drink, organization, passion, schedule, young couple
Friday, April 25, 2014
Forensics and the Freezer
Something to Remember You By*
-Why did she keep an arm? I mean, she stabbed him a frenzied
two hundred, give or take. Then acid-bathed him. Then, ground...
-Stop there! I get the gist.
-They find the arm in the freezer. Wrapped up like a roast.
Hadn’t really been able to extract DNA before this.
-(sings) Please give me something to remember you by.
-(also singing) When you are far away from me-yee.
-Some little something saying love will not die.
They continue alternating in song.
*Howard Dietz and Arthur Schwartz
Labels: Crime of Passion, DNA, forensics, mordant, passion, popular songs, stabbing
Sunday, January 26, 2014
And, Yet, of Discontent
In a Time of Lassitude
-A fierce dedication, hey? To himself!
-I don’t find that objectionable. It’s to SOMEthing.
Labels: dedication, historical period, lassitude, passion
Friday, March 08, 2013
An Incident Untoward
Mrs Resperson-Shawcross, vending towards the specialist
who has retired, though not to a few patients of quality,
decides to check out the vacation cottage.
All proves neat, Jeanette competent. But sounds
of unmistakable passion infiltrate.
She flings open the bedroom door to the couple
in final throe. "Oh My God!" they shriek.
"What do you...? Who are you?" she gasps.
"Please, Ma'am. I'm Baker, Jeanette's boy,
and this is..."
"Baker, huh? Well not to make any little loaves
in my best sheets!"
"Why does your sort always put the dirtiest aspect on
everything?" issues forth from saucy scarlet-face.
“In your position, young lady, it is difficult to launch
any argument.”
“We're engaged!” she rejoins.
“Indeed?” They have popped up, she wrapped in
the sheet. He bold as anything ever hairily projected.
“Please, don't watch me dress,” she finally whispers.
Mrs Resperson-Shawcross complies as an example
of Class.
The lovers having departed at sartorial sixes and sevens,
she flames Jeanette from her cellphone.
Back late after stopping for dinner, and Mr R-S snores.
(He had arrived with the hyphen. Since she hails from the
best family in Sussex, thought given to adding her name.
Rejected as too too.)
She endures fits of restless righteousness before a profound
sleep visited by dreams of urgently filthy sex.
Labels: class, English, passion, sex, wealth
Wednesday, December 05, 2012
Passion Married Lassitude
with hope she could spark him.
His, that she’d begin seeing
each crisis not the final end.
They worked, thus, one on
the other. Effectively enough.
Her friends perceive her larking
just the tiniest bit; his dream-
world gets gentle injection
of the mildest reality.
It goes on so, but can’t
for long. Lassitude finds
equal partner and both there-
in get plenty of sleep. Passion
ultimately marries male her.
They murder each other.
with hope she could spark him.
His, that she’d begin seeing
each crisis not the final end.
They worked, thus, one on
the other. Effectively enough.
Her friends perceive her larking
just the tiniest bit; his dream-
world gets gentle injection
of the mildest reality.
It goes on so, but can’t
for long. Lassitude finds
equal partner and both there-
in get plenty of sleep. Passion
ultimately marries male her.
They murder each other.
Labels: lassitude, marriage, opposites, passion, relationship
