Friday, December 11, 2015
Truth Takes Plays Off
-The Dems create Monster Bureaucracies.
-Which we obliterate once we...!
-Not so fast! For our Faithful, Golden Jobs!
Veritable Cornucopia thereof!
-Thus the Ideal crashes again on the rocks
of Real-Politics.
-Jettison Imagery! Leave it for the Fairy-Left!
-Oh, I don't know. We have our own. How
about the TOTAL horseshit of Shining City
on the Hill?
-Shhhh! St Gipper always listening.
-I forgot.
-LISTENING!
Labels: Dems, Fairy Left, Gipper, jobs, Left, political jobs, politics, Reagan, Real-Politics, Republican, Right, Shining City on Hill
Friday, July 19, 2013
Spreading the Goodies
Placement
-Well, he’s the most ignorant man I know. Buffoon to boot!
-That may well be, but we owe him.
-Liquor Control Board or some place he can do no harm?
-Those are plum jobs, and therefore spoken for.
-Well, tell him thanks for his service to the Party and...
-President of one of the smaller state colleges?
-The man’s articulate as a toad!
-Get him a decent suit, he’s distinguished.
-The faculty union wouldn’t stand for it.
-Not at first, but they like talking. We’ll have long talks
where they’ll see the light.
-Make them a deal they can’t refuse?
-Precisely, though I don’t care for the imagery.
-From...Godfather?
-You get A.
Labels: education, political jobs, politics
Wednesday, May 09, 2012
Nastiest piece of work
given most noisome chore.
Breaking up opponent's rally
as an example. If eventual
success, he's positioned
at some agency, reporting
a day or two a week
to poison its well, yet
working lunch seven
for the next campaign.
Labels: political dirty tricks, political jobs
Monday, December 01, 2008
Hustlers
-Where to job-pounce?
-Not for you as registered GOP.
-Pardon? That old thing?
-Oh, switched like me!
-Let's partner. Our own business.
-What's hot?
-Construction. Infrastructure has fallen apart.
-Well...we both know guys.
-Yup. Let's help them fuck the government.
-Just NOT that. We'll get bridges and roads.
-And rich!
-Where to job-pounce?
-Not for you as registered GOP.
-Pardon? That old thing?
-Oh, switched like me!
-Let's partner. Our own business.
-What's hot?
-Construction. Infrastructure has fallen apart.
-Well...we both know guys.
-Yup. Let's help them fuck the government.
-Just NOT that. We'll get bridges and roads.
-And rich!
Labels: lobbyist, political jobs
