Tuesday, November 08, 2011
When Sex Accusers Hit,
trot out
the Frau.
Your deal
with her o-
verall no
one’s con-
cern. Es-
specially
latest flap.
Labels: marriage, sex scandal
Saturday, May 21, 2011
Schwarzenegger reveals he had child with staffer–AP
All that doping
and groping.
But not to gloat.
Unseemly: Most
gifted with bits
of sex de-hinging,
no? Fling not the first rock,
Sinner in deed or hock.
All that doping
and groping.
But not to gloat.
Unseemly: Most
gifted with bits
of sex de-hinging,
no? Fling not the first rock,
Sinner in deed or hock.
Labels: Schwarzenegger, sex, sex scandal
Wednesday, October 07, 2009
The Celebrity Keeps Apologizing
Fashioning a cliché.
Sex churns actual
guts in the little shop.
Fee-Maniacs grease
Pound of Flesh
Machines. Even the kid fetch-
ing coffee gets something
lopped off
in the rut
of Justice.
Labels: bailout crooks, celebrity, Justice, lawyers, sex scandal
Monday, July 20, 2009
At GOP Club
-We got in a box on that Hispanic nominee. Lean over backwards for the immigrant bashers while grabbing the departing Spicks.
-And we didn’t need another of our sex scandals to erupt!
-Never be caught with a dead girl or a live boy.
-Mixing our subjects, that new waiter is cute.
-He’s Juan. I didn’t know you were Juan too–quoting an old, sick pun.
-Yourself?
-We got in a box on that Hispanic nominee. Lean over backwards for the immigrant bashers while grabbing the departing Spicks.
-And we didn’t need another of our sex scandals to erupt!
-Never be caught with a dead girl or a live boy.
-Mixing our subjects, that new waiter is cute.
-He’s Juan. I didn’t know you were Juan too–quoting an old, sick pun.
-Yourself?
Labels: GOP, Hispanic, immigration, sex scandal
