Monday, August 13, 2018
American Story
Thoroughly enjoy two distinct phases
of the game...I almost said scam…
Fund-Raising and Fund-Razing.
In the first, urchins receive toys
through dewy layers of gauze.
Second, I get a car.
Almost time for #2! No pun intended.
Once I was British in vehicle as slim.
Now, paunchy American Slob in Truck!
Move with the times.
Our Chief Accountant advises financially.
Lately, with a hint of jail time. (His Gallows Humor keeps weakening, though.)
Oh well, that might be the necessary
sacrifice at the end of the orgy!
Not boring you, am I?
It’s the quintessential American Story!
LAW will lard its end.
I can sob, though...my ACE!
Labels: Charity, charity scams, con, conman, Law, lawyers, raiding, sucker, sucker bait
Friday, November 20, 2015
Droit des...
Never paid Federal Income Tax.
Assumed in his country that
some families didn't.
And, unlike The States, ingenious
lawyers didn't torture the language
explaining why.
Until. His friends persuaded him that
he must run for office, rescuing,
thereby, the Nation!
His imported American Campaign Manager
spoke of optics. So he offered a one-time
settlement, quite moderate. Tax Authority
announced him in compliance.
Made him ill: "What this country has come to!"
Labels: income tax, lawyers, politics, privilege, Right, tax evasion, wealth
Thursday, May 29, 2014
Missing the Niceties
Young Law
Mike and Dolores required to read alternative
sections of the 147-page Telemark Industrials v
Hopkinsen Leisure Manufacturing to each other.
He: Isaac Babel said that a comma in the right
place stabs the human heart.
She: I got your right place! Stick it up your ass!
Labels: Babel, Law, law suit, lawyers, overkill, vulgarity
Monday, October 18, 2010
Re Mortgage Mess
With the infinite slice-dicing of loans,
nobody can figure out who owns
these crap residences. In Florida
an entrepreneur will haul a whole-
sale hundred or so off a bank’s hands.
Then sell one to you, benign John Q.
60% you save, you fast old dog, gets
eaten up by lawyers eventually.
Well, lot more than that actually
to the extent you realize
The American Dream
goes up your ass.
Labels: American Dream, Law, lawyers, Mortgage Mess
Wednesday, October 07, 2009
The Celebrity Keeps Apologizing
Fashioning a cliché.
Sex churns actual
guts in the little shop.
Fee-Maniacs grease
Pound of Flesh
Machines. Even the kid fetch-
ing coffee gets something
lopped off
in the rut
of Justice.
Labels: bailout crooks, celebrity, Justice, lawyers, sex scandal
