Wednesday, June 27, 2018

 

The Uninvited


Les never invited to events, great or small.


He went anyway.


None of this I wouldn’t go where I wasn’t
comfortable!


“Ever-comfortable” could be his moniker.


His Monica never invited either.


She threatened to picket!


At any rate, know any UNcomplicated
relationships?


Not enough there: just having one social
shortcoming in common, you’d think?


You’d be wrong.


Again!


Besides, life is changing!


Leary, School Guard, and his present wife, Dells, fellow guard and former twirler, have invited them to a “Bloody Mary Breakfast Bash” prior to the Morningside Thanksgiving Game.


All pack of course.


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Monday, January 16, 2017

 

Feeling Around Invention


Jersey Guy had to extinguish some
fires in Albany, so missed
out when the gang invented
the planet of Mariskosay.

So the in-jokes flew by him later,
and nobody seemed inclined
to fill him in.

Enter Laurel, who thought him
intriguing, and the gang asinine.

Laurel, he told her, was his
planet now!

And this lasted a while,
mutual infatuation.

Then, rather than cooling,
it deepened, so that the
two of them thoughtfully
assembled the planet of Runce-o-fel.

Most of Laurel’s women's bowling
team came immediately onboard,
feeling that Mariskosay had
become sexist.

And had run out of ideas generally.

“Stale, stale, stale!” Laurel sneered.

But Jersey Guy still didn’t want to hurt anyone.

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