Tuesday, July 17, 2018
I owe my tone to the company door
Even with the reorg scattering
us into new and fancier-labeled
departments, utter and bitter
agreement as to Jorge and
Stretta’s Last Presentation.
DISASTER WRIT HUGE!
So much so, that the parodies
began immediately, fresh and
surprising talent arising from the
new setup.
Oh well! Whatever happens,
present-past-future, we do
satire best!
THEN word filtered through that
Client had loved it!
“GENIUS!” put he to embattled
couple.
Ever see ponderous structure
move fast?
Clifford Ackersly, slated to receive
Elizabeth Skerrit Drenzel Award…
for doing his introverted harm
in a too-long career...deleted.
Jorge and Stretta shoved in.
At the banquet, sing a pro-corporation
song of their own composition!
Nary a dry eye!
Wags say sentimentality holds us
together!--I say what better?
Labels: award, business, client, corporation, organization, reorg, sentiment, tone
Sunday, December 24, 2017
The Professor At the Bar
-Wonderful!
-But Life gave his laughter an acid tinge.
-Sad-bad.
-Died of an Acute Sarcastinoma!
-Never heard of one of those.
-They're all around.
-I must watch, uh...?
-whither thou goest!
-That too.
Labels: bar talk, death, experience, sarcasm, tone
Friday, March 11, 2016
The Quick and...
One of the Few Fables on the Subject
In Lovemaking, he the swiftest.
Ladies beg him to slow down, but
he refuses.
Finally, one matches him. Quick Ensene.
But it coarsens her, and she beats up
another woman.
He remains with her, for her compatibility
and toughness.
They have quite a mouth on them!
He tones it down, though, from the pulpit.
Labels: lovemaking, quick love, religion, tone, toughness, violence
