Monday, May 30, 2022

 

Republicans & Allied Vermin


One comments re suggestion to release pics

of slaughtered Uvalde, Texas schoolchildren

as a spur humiliating politicians

towards sensible Gun Control.

-Don't bother. We'll only devise jingles!

What rhymes with shredded?

Or filigreed?

And almost on the same comic level?

Vids of the gang cleaning up the gore

and jib-jabbering in truly gutter Spanish!


(Okay-- so our humor an acquired taste!)


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Friday, February 19, 2016

 

Horse-Hoarse


-Inspector on rampage! She saw a horse rat.

-Hey, a government food operation. Why set
the bar high?

-My thoughts exactly!

-Besides, maybe she meant a rat with a gravelly
singing voice.

-Not as bad.

-Well, let’s hire a solid restaurant guy. I’ll write
the ad and you and I interview. Send the
congressional committee the top three.

-At that point, a congressman eases a retarded
nephew in!

-Thus was it ever? Were we the retarded nephews once?

-Bicklesnickles! Wozwerzers! Yopnoppers!

-That’s an answer. Or answers.

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