Monday, May 30, 2022
Republicans & Allied Vermin
One comments re suggestion to release pics
of slaughtered Uvalde, Texas schoolchildren
as a spur humiliating politicians
towards sensible Gun Control.
-Don't bother. We'll only devise jingles!
What rhymes with shredded?
Or filigreed?
And almost on the same comic level?
Vids of the gang cleaning up the gore
and jib-jabbering in truly gutter Spanish!
(Okay-- so our humor an acquired taste!)
Labels: gun control, murder of children, Republican, Right Humor, Texas, Uvalde, vermin, vile disgrace
Thursday, June 14, 2018
Future Enlightenments
Labels: education, Educational Rivalries, gun control, guns, high school
Tuesday, June 05, 2018
The Second Emoulment
Labels: bribery, gun control, guns, NRA, Republican.leadership, Second Amendment
Monday, November 09, 2015
Becoming Decisive
-We're doing Second-Amendment Hamlet.
-How does that work? Or blast?
-Speeds it up. The horny King iced at about the eighth minute.
-And his slut, Ham's mom?
-Spared. Left to Heaven.
-That's Lady Macbeth!
-Same theme. Keep the Woman Interest.
-Speaking of which, the beautiful Ophelia?
-Still goes bananas. I have her wending whackily through the
audience, strewing posies.
-Lovely! but a distraction. Nice 38 on hand, and just one corpse
so far? What a waste!
-Not to fret! Polonious and her brother Laerties then dispatched!
-No loss with the old bullshitter, but wasn’t Laerties a bud? Ham’s
Man-Crush! Or was that Horatio?
-Played the field. Tragic accident anyway. Our scattered hero
aiming at a hare loose at court. After all, we have a tragedy here!
Need senseless elements like life itself. Anyway, you just don’t
let up!
-And when Ham gets it in the duel? Well, who’s left with poisoned
rapier to do it?
-Osric, the flit. And New King!
-HE can’t say Good night, sweet Prince, and flights of angels
sing thee to your rest! Too swishy!
-Rosencrantz and Guilderstern in rock n' roll duet. A totally nice bit!
-With video of the angels wearing NRA jackets?
-Vests, so the wings poke through.
Labels: angels, duel, Good Night sweet Prince, gun control, guns, Hamlet, NRA, Second Amendment
Friday, May 30, 2014
Champion of Whatever
Solon and Aide
-Whatever happened to Fiercely Independent Champion
of the Working Man and Woman?
-Not a thing. You keep saying it!
-Won't your Wall Street Bankers get pissed?
-You don't get to be a Wall Street Banker unless you
know everything is bullshit.
-Or a Senator?
-Church Dude...whatever. You name it!
-And your favorite movie, The Sound of Music?
-And you’re (sings) a bird that is learning to sing.
-The NRA wants me blasted away.
-No rhyming in the office!
-Where do you stand on Gun Control?
-I don’t stand anywhere. For anything. I persuade.
-What are you persuading your gun nuts to...?
-Not to bring a bazooka to a pea-shooting contest.
-The latter weapon will be a great help when the black
and Hispanic Marauders come down the hill!
-I’m persuading ‘em: Stay up there!
-Let’s start casting you as Peacemaker!
-Bi-fuckin-partisan!
Labels: black, bullshit, compromise, gun control, Hispanic, NRA, senator, Wall Street, Working Man, Working Woman
Friday, April 19, 2013
For joy of debate,
love CSPAN where
seething racists
and gun cretins
strap in for
“Constitutional” points.
Labels: Constitution, Constitutional, CSPAN, gun control, guns, Race, racist
Thursday, April 18, 2013
Let’s get this
complete: Congress
wills Loony Tunes to
buy assault rifles
with maximum clips.
Enshrining such a right
next to that of buy-
ing an election
for saner sorts.
I know, I know, my fault in
oversimplifying in such rot-
ten ways, since, in truth,
the place is just
a pressure pot.
Labels: assault weapon, Congress, gun control, gun politics, Gun Republicans, pressure pot, senate
Thursday, January 17, 2013
moistened! As if
Labels: blood of patriots, gun control, patriot, President
Thursday, January 13, 2011
-Getting rid of your Glock?
-Like, no. But might get more magazines
‘cause they're making more n--
-Mine's specific to spicks.
-Illegals or--
-We don't discriminate.
Labels: Glock, gun control
