Monday, March 31, 2008
Headline
MIRACLE! FED RESTORES TO VANDALS
HANDLE THEY DESTROYED
MIRACLE! FED RESTORES TO VANDALS
HANDLE THEY DESTROYED
Sunday, March 30, 2008
Bug
Could be small cockroach: this
is Florida. Down sans mercy
with my plastic cappuccino
bottle from Walgreens. Well,illu-
mination poor & proved to be
raisin & not Weapon of
Minimal Destruction. I WILL
kill, though. That’s crucial
to establish.
Could be small cockroach: this
is Florida. Down sans mercy
with my plastic cappuccino
bottle from Walgreens. Well,illu-
mination poor & proved to be
raisin & not Weapon of
Minimal Destruction. I WILL
kill, though. That’s crucial
to establish.
Saturday, March 29, 2008
Finding It Out
The Great Diagnostician said
an Act of Contrition. He whiffed
sometimes, perhaps send-
ing more than a few to
earlier celestial appointments.
The Great Diagnostician said
an Act of Contrition. He whiffed
sometimes, perhaps send-
ing more than a few to
earlier celestial appointments.
Friday, March 28, 2008
The Outcome
-Whatsit with this new giganto government program?
-Those who stole the most will be helped the most.
-What’s that called?
-Home of brave, land of free.
-No, really, what’s it called when you...?
-Poetic Justice.
-Yeah that’s it. I...think...or the opposite. Well, what the hell!
Dems help the rich also.
-Amateurs.
-Whatsit with this new giganto government program?
-Those who stole the most will be helped the most.
-What’s that called?
-Home of brave, land of free.
-No, really, what’s it called when you...?
-Poetic Justice.
-Yeah that’s it. I...think...or the opposite. Well, what the hell!
Dems help the rich also.
-Amateurs.
Thursday, March 27, 2008
All You Must Understand About America
Against Custer’s obsolete guns,
Sioux Nation had modern ones.
Sold to them by Whites,of course.
Against Custer’s obsolete guns,
Sioux Nation had modern ones.
Sold to them by Whites,of course.
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Being Florida
Racist strain
& loud hoohah
preaching stains.
Cable channels sport
ministers shouting past
microphones. Often
the screen blinks a verse,
remote even to scholars.
Such glistening chins
fear nothing particular-
ly of the intellect. I would
convey to them proverbial words
of my late brother: “You’re as
full of shit as a Christmas Turkey!”
Racist strain
& loud hoohah
preaching stains.
Cable channels sport
ministers shouting past
microphones. Often
the screen blinks a verse,
remote even to scholars.
Such glistening chins
fear nothing particular-
ly of the intellect. I would
convey to them proverbial words
of my late brother: “You’re as
full of shit as a Christmas Turkey!”
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Shortest Dialog Ever of GOP Operators
O1
Willie Horton all over again?
O2
Those were quaint times. If it IS the Nig-Nog running,
we got a Gatling Gun of Race all primed and super-ready.
O1
Willie Horton all over again?
O2
Those were quaint times. If it IS the Nig-Nog running,
we got a Gatling Gun of Race all primed and super-ready.
Monday, March 24, 2008
Skull&Crossbones
Just before the rocks rip out the bottom we con-
fer to split remaining spoils,cautioning a tamp-
ing down of rhetoric in regards to sacrosanct
free market toil. Our eyes have seen the glory
of the Fed’s deliverance ship,so
fully rigged.
Just before the rocks rip out the bottom we con-
fer to split remaining spoils,cautioning a tamp-
ing down of rhetoric in regards to sacrosanct
free market toil. Our eyes have seen the glory
of the Fed’s deliverance ship,so
fully rigged.
Sunday, March 23, 2008
The Miracle of Frozen Yak Semen
MOLLY
My God she looks 28 and a terrific 28!
MARK
Our Cindy is coy about age. Let’s say 50 is a ballpark.
CINDY
It’s a big ballpark.
MARK
For results like this...!
MOLLY
just pop one from the plastic tray valued at 31 dollars.
MARK
First, though, apply heat cream which I’m throwing in, a sixteen dollar value!
And then rub
MOLLY
the MAGIC ICE CUBE !
MOLLY
My God she looks 28 and a terrific 28!
MARK
Our Cindy is coy about age. Let’s say 50 is a ballpark.
CINDY
It’s a big ballpark.
MARK
For results like this...!
MOLLY
just pop one from the plastic tray valued at 31 dollars.
MARK
First, though, apply heat cream which I’m throwing in, a sixteen dollar value!
And then rub
MOLLY
the MAGIC ICE CUBE !
Saturday, March 22, 2008
Poems Are Made
-We put hundred monkeys banging away at computer keyboards.
-And got Paradise Lost by Johnny Milton?
-Trees by Joyce Kilmer.
-He’s a pee on the Jersey Turnpike.
-Whatever. There’s important variant though.
-I’m mad to come in contact with it!
-“Poems are made by shluvs like moi, but only gourds can make feng sui.”
-Too clever by eighth.
-We put hundred monkeys banging away at computer keyboards.
-And got Paradise Lost by Johnny Milton?
-Trees by Joyce Kilmer.
-He’s a pee on the Jersey Turnpike.
-Whatever. There’s important variant though.
-I’m mad to come in contact with it!
-“Poems are made by shluvs like moi, but only gourds can make feng sui.”
-Too clever by eighth.
Friday, March 21, 2008
The Question
-Even after eight years of relative shit, I think we got a good chance
for some gains in ‘08.
-Something left to steal?
-I was thinking of real issues. The good of The Republic, not The Republicans!
-Don’t avoid the question!
-I won’t. Answer is yes. Emphatically!
-Even after eight years of relative shit, I think we got a good chance
for some gains in ‘08.
-Something left to steal?
-I was thinking of real issues. The good of The Republic, not The Republicans!
-Don’t avoid the question!
-I won’t. Answer is yes. Emphatically!
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Culinary
Darth claims Bush is Lincoln,sez war success.
They won’t eat crow, insisting on more mush
for us.
Darth claims Bush is Lincoln,sez war success.
They won’t eat crow, insisting on more mush
for us.
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
They’re Out There !
-People are just walking away from their houses! Owe much more than
they’re worth.
-A contract is sacred! Period!
-Then what do you suggest?
-Public floggings covered by CNN.
-Well, that’d discourage some. But there’s a little matter known as The Law.
-A little matter indeed. And that’s all it is.
-Wouldn‘t bet against your suggested demonstration, or you.
-You show wisdom. Just a shot-glass of that’ll gain you wealth.
-I do my best.
-But can you handle a whip?
-I’ll lay it on with singular viciousness.
-And with some speed! I’ll pay by the stroke!
-You’re relishing the image.
-You’re wrong there. It’s a duty. My Great Great Great Grandfather beat
his workers.
-Taught them their place?
-Well put. Their place can turn into a bloody one right now, if they so chose.
-People are just walking away from their houses! Owe much more than
they’re worth.
-A contract is sacred! Period!
-Then what do you suggest?
-Public floggings covered by CNN.
-Well, that’d discourage some. But there’s a little matter known as The Law.
-A little matter indeed. And that’s all it is.
-Wouldn‘t bet against your suggested demonstration, or you.
-You show wisdom. Just a shot-glass of that’ll gain you wealth.
-I do my best.
-But can you handle a whip?
-I’ll lay it on with singular viciousness.
-And with some speed! I’ll pay by the stroke!
-You’re relishing the image.
-You’re wrong there. It’s a duty. My Great Great Great Grandfather beat
his workers.
-Taught them their place?
-Well put. Their place can turn into a bloody one right now, if they so chose.
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Glimpsed before on this blog, Rocco, from S Philadelphia, has opinions.
Rocco & Mickey D’s Brother, The Broker
BROKER
Guys at Bear-Stearns went in millionaires that morning and left with a
cardboard box. Fired, and too much of their bucks in company stock.
Just about broke in many cases.
ROCCO
Oh the tragedy! They should pass Go and proceed directly to jail.
How much you wanna bet one out of three had a little ceramic golf figure
the wife bought in the dollar store? Really touching!
BROKER
They’re people, Rocco. Just because they’re not machinist and bakers...
ROCCO
Uh huh. I could show you an old Italian couple on every block here
practically ruined by you churning maniacs!
BROKER
Rare cases. Do you wish to outlaw Capitalism, is that it?
ROCCO
Yeah that’s it. Start all over with the citizen, not the plutocrat.
Or his ass-kissers like you!
BROKER
I’ve done all right. And been respected.
ROCCO
It’s all so sad. You eat the shit and promote the flavor.
BROKER
Well, our discussion has been edifying...and educational.
ROCCO
Not true. Too late for you.
Rocco & Mickey D’s Brother, The Broker
BROKER
Guys at Bear-Stearns went in millionaires that morning and left with a
cardboard box. Fired, and too much of their bucks in company stock.
Just about broke in many cases.
ROCCO
Oh the tragedy! They should pass Go and proceed directly to jail.
How much you wanna bet one out of three had a little ceramic golf figure
the wife bought in the dollar store? Really touching!
BROKER
They’re people, Rocco. Just because they’re not machinist and bakers...
ROCCO
Uh huh. I could show you an old Italian couple on every block here
practically ruined by you churning maniacs!
BROKER
Rare cases. Do you wish to outlaw Capitalism, is that it?
ROCCO
Yeah that’s it. Start all over with the citizen, not the plutocrat.
Or his ass-kissers like you!
BROKER
I’ve done all right. And been respected.
ROCCO
It’s all so sad. You eat the shit and promote the flavor.
BROKER
Well, our discussion has been edifying...and educational.
ROCCO
Not true. Too late for you.
Monday, March 17, 2008
EXCLUSIONARY DIALOG
WALL ST
Wait a second! We put billions in your campaigns! Overtly and not so...
GOP
And we in turn put stooges in regulatory positions, and gave you all
the elbow room you desired.
WALL ST
That’s what we bought.
GOP
But that was enough. Go forth and prosper! we did bless.
WALL ST
And we did! But our pilgrimage has stumbled into blind canyons recently.
GOP
And you want a bailout, beg and beg for one.
WALL ST
Let’s say investment.
GOP
We could lose to Dems on this! People are getting totally pissed.
WALL ST
Uh huh. Let’s cut to the chase on that one. Together now:
BOTH
Fuck them!
WALL ST
That’s a breath of freedom, saying that!
GOP
And God-given. Never forget that.
WALL ST
Wait a second! We put billions in your campaigns! Overtly and not so...
GOP
And we in turn put stooges in regulatory positions, and gave you all
the elbow room you desired.
WALL ST
That’s what we bought.
GOP
But that was enough. Go forth and prosper! we did bless.
WALL ST
And we did! But our pilgrimage has stumbled into blind canyons recently.
GOP
And you want a bailout, beg and beg for one.
WALL ST
Let’s say investment.
GOP
We could lose to Dems on this! People are getting totally pissed.
WALL ST
Uh huh. Let’s cut to the chase on that one. Together now:
BOTH
Fuck them!
WALL ST
That’s a breath of freedom, saying that!
GOP
And God-given. Never forget that.
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Saturday, March 15, 2008
Advice To the “Great” in Scandal
Own up fast & let
the news cycle spit
you out in order
to go on. Haul
ball & chain onstage,
her face,mud. Moral
family midst slip.
Own up fast & let
the news cycle spit
you out in order
to go on. Haul
ball & chain onstage,
her face,mud. Moral
family midst slip.
Friday, March 14, 2008
Theory of Practice
-You really aren’t aware of the suffering! Foreclosures, brutal gas prices, unemployment of 15,20% or more when you count those who have
stopped looking.
-My heart bleeds. Look! There’s a superabundance of wealth in this country.
Some will eventually shift back to your unfortunates.
-There’s been no trouble it shifting to you!
-I’ve profited four times over during these tight years.
-How do you explain...?
-It’s organic. When the wealth gets spread too thin we must take a good bit back.
To achieve the healthiest balance. A good deal of it happens naturally
with the nature of Capitalism; the rest, we bribe legislators and judges.
Simple enough process.
-The Repub--!
-Party makes no difference. We prefer Republicans because they give us more elbow room in terms of law and regulation.
-Licences to steal!
-If you prefer. I don’t shy away from blunt language.
-You really aren’t aware of the suffering! Foreclosures, brutal gas prices, unemployment of 15,20% or more when you count those who have
stopped looking.
-My heart bleeds. Look! There’s a superabundance of wealth in this country.
Some will eventually shift back to your unfortunates.
-There’s been no trouble it shifting to you!
-I’ve profited four times over during these tight years.
-How do you explain...?
-It’s organic. When the wealth gets spread too thin we must take a good bit back.
To achieve the healthiest balance. A good deal of it happens naturally
with the nature of Capitalism; the rest, we bribe legislators and judges.
Simple enough process.
-The Repub--!
-Party makes no difference. We prefer Republicans because they give us more elbow room in terms of law and regulation.
-Licences to steal!
-If you prefer. I don’t shy away from blunt language.
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Re Scandal
Never been to Albany
but've heard nothing
about nothing.
Never been to Albany
but've heard nothing
about nothing.
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Formulas
Patriotism can be a wash. But
the more dazzling strains
equate with profit.
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
The Ring but Not by Wagner (smaller women)
Big Bucks Screwin’
in the News.
Pol makes it so w/
dolled-up hookers.
This or that CEO,
no story.
Big Bucks Screwin’
in the News.
Pol makes it so w/
dolled-up hookers.
This or that CEO,
no story.
Monday, March 10, 2008
Fox
I deep-sixed that sex with corpses thing. Dumb browns on an island:
who cares anyway?
Thank God! We’d have Religious Right on our neck.
And they’re our constituency for news. Anyway, just bought five year rights
to 9-11 Survivors.
Looking for ideas?
Not right away. First year will be prom.
I deep-sixed that sex with corpses thing. Dumb browns on an island:
who cares anyway?
Thank God! We’d have Religious Right on our neck.
And they’re our constituency for news. Anyway, just bought five year rights
to 9-11 Survivors.
Looking for ideas?
Not right away. First year will be prom.
Sunday, March 09, 2008
Making It Clear
Short par 3 and I had chosen a seven iron, when a well-turned-out gentleman appeared.
-Bit uphill and a wind in your face. Don’t be vain. These younger fellows can hit 7s,
but 5 the club for you.
-Maybe I am being unrealistic.
-And hit it full. Don’t baby it!
I put a good knock on the 5 and the ball ended a few feet from the flag. Everyone cheered, but the new person just looked the same. Supremely confident. I thanked him and
-Do you just walk the golf course and help...?
-There are relatively very few of us, but we call the shots.
Short par 3 and I had chosen a seven iron, when a well-turned-out gentleman appeared.
-Bit uphill and a wind in your face. Don’t be vain. These younger fellows can hit 7s,
but 5 the club for you.
-Maybe I am being unrealistic.
-And hit it full. Don’t baby it!
I put a good knock on the 5 and the ball ended a few feet from the flag. Everyone cheered, but the new person just looked the same. Supremely confident. I thanked him and
-Do you just walk the golf course and help...?
-There are relatively very few of us, but we call the shots.
Saturday, March 08, 2008
He
cd’t pull
trigger
for house in
Bruce Province.
OK w/everybody
else.
cd’t pull
trigger
for house in
Bruce Province.
OK w/everybody
else.
Friday, March 07, 2008
Beheading the Freethinker
's an outcome
both cultures
agree on. In
hostage horrors
Christian God-ers
hold hands. Ragtop
God-ers respect
that. In tacit,
religious, agreement:
exit freethinker. If sur-
prised by God, he'll hear
“I’m glad you're away from
all those total assholes.”
's an outcome
both cultures
agree on. In
hostage horrors
Christian God-ers
hold hands. Ragtop
God-ers respect
that. In tacit,
religious, agreement:
exit freethinker. If sur-
prised by God, he'll hear
“I’m glad you're away from
all those total assholes.”
Thursday, March 06, 2008
Brighthouse Cable
has bumped Telemundo
up to digital spectrum.
Spanish speakers protest!
“Hey!” Corporate laughs,
“Buck a month for box
to tune it in.” With-
drawal from steamy
soap operas can be mit-
igated thus. Of course,
the Hispanic rep’ll hammer
expensive Spanish package
when you call, Sucker-Amigos.
has bumped Telemundo
up to digital spectrum.
Spanish speakers protest!
“Hey!” Corporate laughs,
“Buck a month for box
to tune it in.” With-
drawal from steamy
soap operas can be mit-
igated thus. Of course,
the Hispanic rep’ll hammer
expensive Spanish package
when you call, Sucker-Amigos.
Wednesday, March 05, 2008
Two
Those with yachts
hold sway in the USA,
2-layer cake.
Bottom gets some
democracy;top
a finer variety.
Those with yachts
hold sway in the USA,
2-layer cake.
Bottom gets some
democracy;top
a finer variety.
Tuesday, March 04, 2008
Franka Potente, Bourne Identity
In midst of ACTION-
bushwah in a Europe where
even the modern looks decayed
and rain must smell like piss,
she snaps the best ex-
periential line at
hunted, whacked-brain Matt:
“NOBODY does the right thing.”
Ah the jaundice of the young!
I think it’s all of it called
Existentialism. Here,
people are fucked
till their ears fall off, but
it’s unrelentingly sunny.
O Bright Fascism!
In midst of ACTION-
bushwah in a Europe where
even the modern looks decayed
and rain must smell like piss,
she snaps the best ex-
periential line at
hunted, whacked-brain Matt:
“NOBODY does the right thing.”
Ah the jaundice of the young!
I think it’s all of it called
Existentialism. Here,
people are fucked
till their ears fall off, but
it’s unrelentingly sunny.
O Bright Fascism!
Monday, March 03, 2008
Patriotic Timing
-I just need about six insane Republicans of the type that mobbed up the Florida Recount.
-What then?
-Some black cork to swarthy them a bit. And they fuckin attack!
-Where?
-Heartland place. Let’s say branch police office in Cedar Rapids or somewhere. The more to scare the total shit outa you, m‘dear.
-Aren’t you afraid some of the cops’ll be killed?
-It’s for their country.
-What then? Press’ll see through this!
-We torch it! Spirit away our “Arab” patriots.
-They’ll nab us on it. Forensics won’t show any bodies
but cops’.
-Be so close to election they can’t move fast enough. We win and tab the whole mess Top Secret.
-I’m not hearing this!
-Oh you hearing!
-It’s the other side’s paranoid fantasy.
-Yeah. That’s the beauty part.
-I just need about six insane Republicans of the type that mobbed up the Florida Recount.
-What then?
-Some black cork to swarthy them a bit. And they fuckin attack!
-Where?
-Heartland place. Let’s say branch police office in Cedar Rapids or somewhere. The more to scare the total shit outa you, m‘dear.
-Aren’t you afraid some of the cops’ll be killed?
-It’s for their country.
-What then? Press’ll see through this!
-We torch it! Spirit away our “Arab” patriots.
-They’ll nab us on it. Forensics won’t show any bodies
but cops’.
-Be so close to election they can’t move fast enough. We win and tab the whole mess Top Secret.
-I’m not hearing this!
-Oh you hearing!
-It’s the other side’s paranoid fantasy.
-Yeah. That’s the beauty part.
Sunday, March 02, 2008
Fields
Pierre of Lausanne has shown a line
of Suicide Bomber inspired clothing.
“With the solid bourgeois, you can‘t mere-
ly chip off pieces,” he avers to critics.
Zach O. Blatz, producer, is thus edged,
since his musical on the same motif
will not be staged
for a couple of months.
“Hey my Dad was in the trade!
With rags, you can shove shit
out there faster!”
Pierre of Lausanne has shown a line
of Suicide Bomber inspired clothing.
“With the solid bourgeois, you can‘t mere-
ly chip off pieces,” he avers to critics.
Zach O. Blatz, producer, is thus edged,
since his musical on the same motif
will not be staged
for a couple of months.
“Hey my Dad was in the trade!
With rags, you can shove shit
out there faster!”
Saturday, March 01, 2008
Animal Radar
You'll feel upset
in the air dogs shun,
shaking. Never talk
of rational
alone.
You'll feel upset
in the air dogs shun,
shaking. Never talk
of rational
alone.
