Friday, August 08, 2008
Rocco and Bottom-Line Joey
-Hey Bottom-Line Joey, you’re famous for the last word.
-Yeah, that’s the bottom line.
-Who’s gonna win this election?
-Bottom line is Democrats.
-How come?
-Their turn. Republicans have stolen the country fuckin blind for eight years!
-Is there anything left?
-That’s the funny part. There’s still plenty left, even though nobody has ever purloined like the Republicans. They made it art. That’s the bottom line!
-What’s their secret?
-Bottom line: they made Business and Politics exactly the same. That way you could combine the biggest thieves in the nation! Whatta team!
-Will the Dems ever reach that point?
-Nobody ever will again, and that’s the...
-I know! I know!
-Let me say it anyway. It’s my brand.
...
Rocco has strong viewpoints and eccentric friends in South Philadelphia.
-Hey Bottom-Line Joey, you’re famous for the last word.
-Yeah, that’s the bottom line.
-Who’s gonna win this election?
-Bottom line is Democrats.
-How come?
-Their turn. Republicans have stolen the country fuckin blind for eight years!
-Is there anything left?
-That’s the funny part. There’s still plenty left, even though nobody has ever purloined like the Republicans. They made it art. That’s the bottom line!
-What’s their secret?
-Bottom line: they made Business and Politics exactly the same. That way you could combine the biggest thieves in the nation! Whatta team!
-Will the Dems ever reach that point?
-Nobody ever will again, and that’s the...
-I know! I know!
-Let me say it anyway. It’s my brand.
...
Rocco has strong viewpoints and eccentric friends in South Philadelphia.
Labels: political larceny, Republican, Rocco, South Philadelphia
