Friday, April 08, 2011
Republican Conundrum
We’re having this little time-out. Backing up from the horrible frustration: Trouble is we can’t get the money to the wealthy fast enough.
Yeah even in the speeding cyber environment.
Our frenzy moves faster!
One of our wags suggests we shrink wrap currency
skids like Bush operatives did to begin Iraq.
Just deliver it that way. Fork lift.
Hey these people fund ghinny operas! Too gauche!--
not to mention brutal larceny enroute. (Even Dems could
get a hand in there.)
Anyway, if it don’t get delivered, it don’t get back to us!
And they say we haven’t principles! Well that’s one!
We’re having this little time-out. Backing up from the horrible frustration: Trouble is we can’t get the money to the wealthy fast enough.
Yeah even in the speeding cyber environment.
Our frenzy moves faster!
One of our wags suggests we shrink wrap currency
skids like Bush operatives did to begin Iraq.
Just deliver it that way. Fork lift.
Hey these people fund ghinny operas! Too gauche!--
not to mention brutal larceny enroute. (Even Dems could
get a hand in there.)
Anyway, if it don’t get delivered, it don’t get back to us!
And they say we haven’t principles! Well that’s one!
Labels: political larceny, Republicans and Wealthy
Friday, April 23, 2010
At Democratic HQ
-I like that Dutch door, top and bottom opening separately.
-Yeah we open the bottom to let the thieves in.
-How does that differ from Republicans?
-They open the whole door.
Labels: Democrat, political larceny, Republican
Friday, August 08, 2008
Rocco and Bottom-Line Joey
-Hey Bottom-Line Joey, you’re famous for the last word.
-Yeah, that’s the bottom line.
-Who’s gonna win this election?
-Bottom line is Democrats.
-How come?
-Their turn. Republicans have stolen the country fuckin blind for eight years!
-Is there anything left?
-That’s the funny part. There’s still plenty left, even though nobody has ever purloined like the Republicans. They made it art. That’s the bottom line!
-What’s their secret?
-Bottom line: they made Business and Politics exactly the same. That way you could combine the biggest thieves in the nation! Whatta team!
-Will the Dems ever reach that point?
-Nobody ever will again, and that’s the...
-I know! I know!
-Let me say it anyway. It’s my brand.
...
Rocco has strong viewpoints and eccentric friends in South Philadelphia.
-Hey Bottom-Line Joey, you’re famous for the last word.
-Yeah, that’s the bottom line.
-Who’s gonna win this election?
-Bottom line is Democrats.
-How come?
-Their turn. Republicans have stolen the country fuckin blind for eight years!
-Is there anything left?
-That’s the funny part. There’s still plenty left, even though nobody has ever purloined like the Republicans. They made it art. That’s the bottom line!
-What’s their secret?
-Bottom line: they made Business and Politics exactly the same. That way you could combine the biggest thieves in the nation! Whatta team!
-Will the Dems ever reach that point?
-Nobody ever will again, and that’s the...
-I know! I know!
-Let me say it anyway. It’s my brand.
...
Rocco has strong viewpoints and eccentric friends in South Philadelphia.
Labels: political larceny, Republican, Rocco, South Philadelphia
