Saturday, September 20, 2008
The Usual Sedition
-I'm bypassing bonus committee and declaring double last year’s
amounts. Alleviate morale problem before government takeover.
-But! If it gets out...
-I'll be out before that.
-CEO ever been lynched?
-Nah! That'd be for just deserts. I'm talking unjust deserts.
-Chief, your wit shines through the shit-storm!
-I'm bypassing bonus committee and declaring double last year’s
amounts. Alleviate morale problem before government takeover.
-But! If it gets out...
-I'll be out before that.
-CEO ever been lynched?
-Nah! That'd be for just deserts. I'm talking unjust deserts.
-Chief, your wit shines through the shit-storm!
Labels: bailout, bailout sedition, bonuses, CEO
