Friday, March 15, 2013
Gaul Divided Into Three Parts
United, though, in Banking,
with bonuses shoved up front.
As everything else waits,
and especially you
can go fuck yourself.
Labels: bankers, bonuses, John Q, screwing John Q, thieves
Wednesday, November 16, 2011
The Church Submerged
God responded with
bailouts of grace his
ministers sought,
plus bonuses of vast in-
dulgences, lest such
“talent” be lost
unto Satan.
Labels: “talent”, bonuses, finance
Tuesday, April 07, 2009
Reaction
-I'm being told that people with pitchforks'll be coming
for us.
-Metaphor for the pissed, disorganized, and impotent.
-Nonetheless, I'm changing the bonus setup. Six-Month
Jumbo CD appears in your account.
-Lousy rates now.
-Special fifteen-percent return this one time.
-That's decent. But I'll still hafta move the boat
purchase six months ahead. Just a modest one
for Boca. Few hundred thou.
-Borrow from us.
-Don’t wish to be brutalized.
-What price loyalty?
-What was that word? Last time I looked
we were both bankers.
-I'm being told that people with pitchforks'll be coming
for us.
-Metaphor for the pissed, disorganized, and impotent.
-Nonetheless, I'm changing the bonus setup. Six-Month
Jumbo CD appears in your account.
-Lousy rates now.
-Special fifteen-percent return this one time.
-That's decent. But I'll still hafta move the boat
purchase six months ahead. Just a modest one
for Boca. Few hundred thou.
-Borrow from us.
-Don’t wish to be brutalized.
-What price loyalty?
-What was that word? Last time I looked
we were both bankers.
Saturday, October 04, 2008
Haste Makes Plenty
We act today! Same bonus scale as last year if you're agreeable. Reason for this hasty meeting: Bailout will pass House and prez signs tomorrow.
So, we’re Free Market today, sorta on Uncle’s dime tomorrow.
I'd like an additional 2-mil gift to our lobbyist, who really suckered...that is skillfully persuaded, vital congressmen.
We act today! Same bonus scale as last year if you're agreeable. Reason for this hasty meeting: Bailout will pass House and prez signs tomorrow.
So, we’re Free Market today, sorta on Uncle’s dime tomorrow.
I'd like an additional 2-mil gift to our lobbyist, who really suckered...that is skillfully persuaded, vital congressmen.
Saturday, September 20, 2008
The Usual Sedition
-I'm bypassing bonus committee and declaring double last year’s
amounts. Alleviate morale problem before government takeover.
-But! If it gets out...
-I'll be out before that.
-CEO ever been lynched?
-Nah! That'd be for just deserts. I'm talking unjust deserts.
-Chief, your wit shines through the shit-storm!
-I'm bypassing bonus committee and declaring double last year’s
amounts. Alleviate morale problem before government takeover.
-But! If it gets out...
-I'll be out before that.
-CEO ever been lynched?
-Nah! That'd be for just deserts. I'm talking unjust deserts.
-Chief, your wit shines through the shit-storm!
Labels: bailout, bailout sedition, bonuses, CEO
