Tuesday, October 01, 2013

 

Integrating Prevarications


Writing the Speech

-Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! If we're gonna lie, let's
just keep the fuckin things straight!

-Don't you think Lincoln lied?

-Not much. The party was new then. Before racist
assholes, and their brethren thumping the Bible
with one hand and jerking off with the other.

-Uh huh? Well, put on your big boy pants, Mel.
You really need those you degrade. You're in the
fight of your life!

-Again? Every election seems to be.

-With that whiny attitude I’m like to label you
a Pussy Democrat!

-I no longer know what I am.


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