Wednesday, December 07, 2016
POLITICAL HOW-TO
-What counts is EMOTION!
-So you sex up dry facts?
Easy come easy go!
-Something like that. Sex up, half
make up. Like, Totally INVENT!--
why not?
-MOTHERS DON’T LIKE LIES!
-Send bonbons.
Labels: cynicism, lying, political exaggeration, political invention, political lying, politics of cynicism, sex up
Tuesday, March 04, 2014
Varieties of Prevarication
Senator and Aide
-Which lie will you support?–all naturally purporting
to help John and Jill Q Citizen.
-Which hurts me least?
-A.
-Most?
-C.
-Then let's go with B.
-Always the thoughtful compromiser. The new Henry Clay!
-Better than others they'll compare me to.
-My favorite is Hitler.
-Mine too. The busboys shrink out of the way.
-You stride this broad world like a Colossus!
-Very occasionally. Though I do love it!
-The next president!
-This swamp is enough. More tangled, and thus more bankable.
Labels: compromise, money in politics, political decision, political lying, senator
Tuesday, October 01, 2013
Integrating Prevarications
Writing the Speech
-Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! If we're gonna lie, let's
just keep the fuckin things straight!
-Don't you think Lincoln lied?
-Not much. The party was new then. Before racist
assholes, and their brethren thumping the Bible
with one hand and jerking off with the other.
-Uh huh? Well, put on your big boy pants, Mel.
You really need those you degrade. You're in the
fight of your life!
-Again? Every election seems to be.
-With that whiny attitude I’m like to label you
a Pussy Democrat!
-I no longer know what I am.
Labels: "Party of Lincoln", bible thumpers., election, Lincoln, Modern Republican Party.Tea Party, political lying, Racist Republicans, Republican
