Wednesday, January 15, 2014

 

West By God Virginia



State Capital

-The one got highschool education, and she does the talking.

-I can just imagine.

-Gotta helluva temper on her too.

-You can reason ’bout a minute or so with those people.

-Well they’re getting ready to picket the legislature, some
in homespun.

-No shit! Real hillbillies?

-Won’t look good for us.

-Well, what’s their complaint?

-Some halfass hunting club built an equally halfass dam.
When it gives way–-and it will–-well that’s a narrow hollow.
Will drown some hillbillies.

-No great loss. A few missing links.

-It’ll cost us on the TV.

-All right! What a pain in the ass! Anyway, go up there with
the state engineer. He’ll give em a plan for a dam that works.
One or two bankers in that club for sure. They can find the money.

-Can we help?

-Whattayuh think? Fuckin Socialism?

-I just thought must be some money under some act or other.

-Let’s pay half. Reward the Republicans in the Hunting Club.

-Which is all of 'em.

-It’s a Perfect World then.

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I feel stupider already!
 
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