Wednesday, January 15, 2014
West By God Virginia
State Capital
-The one got highschool education, and she does the talking.
-I can just imagine.
-Gotta helluva temper on her too.
-You can reason ’bout a minute or so with those people.
-Well they’re getting ready to picket the legislature, some
in homespun.
-No shit! Real hillbillies?
-Won’t look good for us.
-Well, what’s their complaint?
-Some halfass hunting club built an equally halfass dam.
When it gives way–-and it will–-well that’s a narrow hollow.
Will drown some hillbillies.
-No great loss. A few missing links.
-It’ll cost us on the TV.
-All right! What a pain in the ass! Anyway, go up there with
the state engineer. He’ll give em a plan for a dam that works.
One or two bankers in that club for sure. They can find the money.
-Can we help?
-Whattayuh think? Fuckin Socialism?
-I just thought must be some money under some act or other.
-Let’s pay half. Reward the Republicans in the Hunting Club.
-Which is all of 'em.
-It’s a Perfect World then.
Labels: "democracy, bankers, hillbilly, hunting, Legislature, picketing, Republican, West Virginia
