Wednesday, August 16, 2017
Coffee After Sad Fact
-And you're treating? I'm overwhelmed!
-As you know, Statue of Limitations has run out.
-We had been waiting for your last minute "Criminal" Barrage.
-Agents pissed, but we’re not going in ever again without
totally solid cases.
-What you see as criminal I see as opportunity.
-That's a Universal!
-Uh huh? Time to change the law again. Make it reflect real life!
-Buying legislators?
-No way! No such thing as bribery anymore. Citizens
United Ruling...
-has been such a useful whore to you.
-Long may she reign!
-I wonder if I’ll ever put you inside.
-If you do, then after a bit I’ll purchase tremendous pressure to show
I’ve been convicted under truly anachronistic laws.
-Great Laws!
-Life changes for the good!
-How can you get that last word in your mouth?
-How can we get any words in our mouths?
Labels: bribery, Citizens United, conviction, criminal, criminal case, FBI, Investigator, Legislature
Thursday, August 06, 2015
Out Is Not Down
in caverns legislative.
The Democrats stick it
to the gouging bosses
on minions' overtime.
Republicans slimily twist
those awful, flinty codes
of lascivious Old Maids.
Labels: Democrat, Legislature, old maid, overtime, Republican
Wednesday, January 15, 2014
West By God Virginia
State Capital
-The one got highschool education, and she does the talking.
-I can just imagine.
-Gotta helluva temper on her too.
-You can reason ’bout a minute or so with those people.
-Well they’re getting ready to picket the legislature, some
in homespun.
-No shit! Real hillbillies?
-Won’t look good for us.
-Well, what’s their complaint?
-Some halfass hunting club built an equally halfass dam.
When it gives way–-and it will–-well that’s a narrow hollow.
Will drown some hillbillies.
-No great loss. A few missing links.
-It’ll cost us on the TV.
-All right! What a pain in the ass! Anyway, go up there with
the state engineer. He’ll give em a plan for a dam that works.
One or two bankers in that club for sure. They can find the money.
-Can we help?
-Whattayuh think? Fuckin Socialism?
-I just thought must be some money under some act or other.
-Let’s pay half. Reward the Republicans in the Hunting Club.
-Which is all of 'em.
-It’s a Perfect World then.
Labels: "democracy, bankers, hillbilly, hunting, Legislature, picketing, Republican, West Virginia
Friday, October 07, 2011
Thundering Ibexes of Elocution
once seized this floor
where dwarf species pipe
party lines,
and thud the drum of
chauvinism to punc-
tuate decline.
Labels: chauvinism, elocution, Legislature
Thursday, February 17, 2011
The Hidden Amendment
A terrified pack necessary for they deification of obscene wealth, the rights of bribing Oligarchs are never to be abridged.
While running dogs rise on their hind legs
in a “backwards” swath of the restless planet,
midst yapping filth of legislative kennels here,
the Big Dog is worshiped, pampered thus
while lesser breeds get siced on each other.
A terrified pack necessary for they deification of obscene wealth, the rights of bribing Oligarchs are never to be abridged.
While running dogs rise on their hind legs
in a “backwards” swath of the restless planet,
midst yapping filth of legislative kennels here,
the Big Dog is worshiped, pampered thus
while lesser breeds get siced on each other.
Labels: Divide and Conquerr, Legislature, oligarchy
Friday, July 09, 2010
Legislature
Each ass branded,
thus plots cross
hatch & nothing
done. Polls warn so
arrogance grows
even more smug.
In a locked kitchen
toxic stews bubble.
Philosophical question
lingers like their stink:
Can coming mess
possibly top this one?
Labels: gridlock, Legislature, politics
Friday, December 18, 2009
Legislature
After all
this apparent
sound and fury,
the boys and girls
remain bribed and
boosters say Right!
That insures diversity of
interests. Coy, but Wrong.
It insures the interests
of the wealthy, thus
most powerful in this
totally corrupt system.
They reference Freedom and
Constitution. But, as been
pointed out universally
The Devil can quote Scripture.
Labels: Legislature, representative, senator
