Monday, March 17, 2014

 

Disabled Testimony


The Hearing
 

-Not a dry eye...!

-Whose bright notion was it to...?

-Your minority chair. They go for the personal, rather 

than ideas. This guy lost everything!

-Well, is it news that somebody gets burned? Somebody wins,
somebody loses. All systems work this way–-when they’re
ALLOWED to work, that is.

-From my angle in the room, I didn’t at first realize he had
one arm.

-Jerking off requires just the one. He most likely has pecker
plumb wore out: no work for almost a year.

-Will you vote for unemployment pay extension then?

-Hell no! Tell that half a crybaby twit two things: one, wrench up
from his beloved recliner and go out and get a job! Two, I’m
personally gonna shove it up his ass down the hallway and out
the fuckin door!

-Why so violent?

-I’m a Republican!  And we’ve done nothing but eat Lefty shit!
Well, no more!

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Comments:
"half a crybaby." New ground!
 
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