Tuesday, October 21, 2014
Praising America
Patriot’s Sundae
I didn't worry that the Administration and its
fierce Party labeled my unemployment
insurance as a crippling entitlement against
the whole country.
But then, they persuaded Congress to eliminate the
program on the philosophical ground that it lacked
the real starving possibility that got folks off their ass.
Thus, yet another blow to natural laziness.
No problem with this last here. Our shop had work
out the door and stretching to Kalamazoo!
Overtime mandatory, which was fine with me.
Was. Whole shebang to Latvia. Our labor just too costly.
Sometimes, you get the chance to give back wages?
But not in this case.
After a couple of months, when the old government
handout would’ve come in handy, and we exhausted
our savings, and our daughters couldn't play soccer
because we couldn't afford the uniforms, I landed
on my feet at Dollar-O-Rama!
The best thing here: we buy up the food that
supermarkets throw away, and some WE actually
throw away. Well, no more! That last goes to OUR table.
My wife last week took a smashed blueberry pie and
blended it with her homemade yogurt. Great!
We called it our Patriot’s Sundae.
The girls bragged about it, and we had to stand up
at their next game. The announcer said that praising
us was praising America!
Labels: Dollar Store, food, lazy, patriotism, soccer, starvation, sundae, supermarket, Unemployment Compensation, unemployment insurance
Friday, June 27, 2014
Where You Sit
Two Billionaires
-We can’t afford to extend Unemployment Payments!
Nor anything else right now!
There is no Magical Money-Printing Machine!
-Could’ve fooled me.
Labels: billionaire, unemployment, Unemployment Compensation
Monday, March 17, 2014
Disabled Testimony
The Hearing
-Not a dry eye...!
-Whose bright notion was it to...?
-Your minority chair. They go for the personal, rather
than ideas. This guy lost everything!
-Well, is it news that somebody gets burned? Somebody wins,
somebody loses. All systems work this way–-when they’re
ALLOWED to work, that is.
-From my angle in the room, I didn’t at first realize he had
one arm.
-Jerking off requires just the one. He most likely has pecker
plumb wore out: no work for almost a year.
-Will you vote for unemployment pay extension then?
-Hell no! Tell that half a crybaby twit two things: one, wrench up
from his beloved recliner and go out and get a job! Two, I’m
personally gonna shove it up his ass down the hallway and out
the fuckin door!
-Why so violent?
-I’m a Republican! And we’ve done nothing but eat Lefty shit!
Well, no more!
Labels: handicapped, hearing, lefty, Republican, Unemployment Compensation
Thursday, October 24, 2013
Paying People to Have Sex
goes the Republican plaint.
(So, paying buds to hammer
us in other ways just fine?) Hey!
if a down-and-outer
can still get it up,
I say more power
to him in any case.
Labels: cronies, Republican, sex, Unemployment Compensation, Welfare
Tuesday, November 01, 2011
Uncle & Aunt, In Order
-You give a lazy bastard money for not working
and guess what he'll...
-“Keep it coming, Sucker!”
-That’s why we’re for Osgood Bemke!
-We're Bemke-ites!
-Proudly! He wants ‘em wearing yellow circles.
-But people blabbing about the Jew-Star thing.
-Those people always bring history in
where it don't belong!
-Amen!
Labels: Unemployment Compensation
Friday, June 25, 2010
Republicans Stop Further Payments to Unemployed
We're going all in! And fast!
Our soundings encouraging,
wealthier sailors ebullient.
If you're not one of these, in-
deed a drowning swimmer, then,
what part of go fuck yourself
can't you fathom? We'll help:
explications, too, trickling
down our brave mast.
We're going all in! And fast!
Our soundings encouraging,
wealthier sailors ebullient.
If you're not one of these, in-
deed a drowning swimmer, then,
what part of go fuck yourself
can't you fathom? We'll help:
explications, too, trickling
down our brave mast.
Labels: Republican, Unemployment Compensation
