Monday, March 17, 2014
Disabled Testimony
The Hearing
-Not a dry eye...!
-Whose bright notion was it to...?
-Your minority chair. They go for the personal, rather
than ideas. This guy lost everything!
-Well, is it news that somebody gets burned? Somebody wins,
somebody loses. All systems work this way–-when they’re
ALLOWED to work, that is.
-From my angle in the room, I didn’t at first realize he had
one arm.
-Jerking off requires just the one. He most likely has pecker
plumb wore out: no work for almost a year.
-Will you vote for unemployment pay extension then?
-Hell no! Tell that half a crybaby twit two things: one, wrench up
from his beloved recliner and go out and get a job! Two, I’m
personally gonna shove it up his ass down the hallway and out
the fuckin door!
-Why so violent?
-I’m a Republican! And we’ve done nothing but eat Lefty shit!
Well, no more!
Labels: handicapped, hearing, lefty, Republican, Unemployment Compensation
Thursday, February 20, 2014
One half the world laughs at the other half
-How do we get with the laughers?
-Behave ourselves!
-Too steep a price.
-Wherefore is the modern Chinese in this matter?
-Too busy manufacturing.
-Yeah for coolie wages, so nothing changes.
-Don't go too Lefty on me! You'll ruin everything. I just got
two nice speakers.
-(sings) O sneakers and speakers and you-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo.
-Go permanently to the laughed-at half!
-I'll just laugh back. That's what you're missing in all of this:
full reciprocal thrust of the proverb.
-Who cares? They're inscrutable anyway.
-How're the speakers?
-Quite nice.
-Scrutable?
-Only the music.
Labels: Chinese, lefty, low wages, manufacturing
Tuesday, February 04, 2014
Beacons of Political Humor
“Conservatives Are Always Congratulating Themselves
on their wit! Relishing delicious ironies as the abject
Lefties scatter about trying to funerally describe an
asinine reality. Yes! Gleeful Righties keep uncovering
fatter and fatter targets!”
“Well...absent flies to pull wings off.”
Labels: Conservative, Conservative wit, cruelty, lefty, political humor, righty, wit
Friday, December 27, 2013
The Revolution Where Quite a Few Attend
Gauging Aged Militancy
-When the Revolution comes I'll be too old.
-No excuse! You'll hafta choose!
-Okay, is there a word for the most extreme Left?
-Righties will say Communist.
-They won't know shit then either!
-Besides, even in a Revolution, one must
moderate his views. Sometimes hourly.
-Uh huh? And finally end up back with the rapacious righty mess we have now? FOR SALE!
-Money-Cronies arguing like hell to keep it
even as we speak! Actually, because we speak.
-That's their patriotism!
-We'll always have such patriots, sending minimum
wagers to glorious deaths.
-Anything would be better.
-No, not anything.
Labels: age, lefty, patriotism, revolution, righty, war
